Funny Words Your Boyfriends Says to YOU

Date: 08-09-2011 1:45 pm (13 years ago) | Author: aadex kebella
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- at 8-09-2011 01:45 PM (13 years ago)
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I've rounded up a brand new list of the stupid things men say for you below! These lines are sure to leave you laughing and wondering WTF goes on inside the male brain...

"Last week, my boyfriend told me, 'When you yawn, I just want to stick my penis in your mouth.' Well that makes me never want to be sleepy around him again." —kb

"He said to me: 'I see boobs as proof that God exists. I mean, who else could create something so magnificent?'" 

"I worked really hard for a month to lose three pounds. When I told my boyfriend, he asked, 'What did you do? Take a poop?'" 

"He once said to me, 'I like everything about you, especially those big things.' Turns out he was referring to my boobs."

"I was in the other room and he yelled out to me, 'Babe, you have to come here right now! My penis looks like a Gonzo nose!'

DO YOU WANNA SHARE YOURS ?

Posted: at 8-09-2011 01:45 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- divineproject at 8-09-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
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No, I dont wanna share.....thanks
Posted: at 8-09-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- saloskani at 8-09-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago)
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just passing
Posted: at 8-09-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 50scent at 8-09-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on  8-09-2011 01:54 PM
No, I dont wanna share.....thanks

Honey, u know i do tell u u r beautiful  Cheesy
Posted: at 8-09-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 8-09-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago)
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waiting for you to tell me one
Posted: at 8-09-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- divineproject at 8-09-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on  8-09-2011 02:05 PM
Quote from: divineproject on  8-09-2011 01:54 PM
No, I dont wanna share.....thanks

Honey, u know i do tell u u r beautiful  Cheesy

For your mind abi?...........I don tell you say I don marry, why are you doing everything to destroy my marriage?...huh? Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 8-09-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 8-09-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on  8-09-2011 02:16 PM
waiting for you to tell me one

"Baby, I'm crazy about you" You are so sexy and finger licking, feels like giving it to you  Cheesy
Posted: at 8-09-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 8-09-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago)
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@poster this is what my bf told me Baby, I'm crazy about you" You are so sexy and finger licking, feels like giving it to you   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-09-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 8-09-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on  8-09-2011 02:30 PM
Quote from: 50scent on  8-09-2011 02:05 PM
Quote from: divineproject on  8-09-2011 01:54 PM
No, I dont wanna share.....thanks
Honey, u know i do tell u u r beautiful  Cheesy
For your mind abi?...........I don tell you say I don marry, why are you doing everything to destroy my marriage?...huh? Tongue Tongue Tongue

Your marriage ? to who ?
Posted: at 8-09-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 8-09-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on  8-09-2011 02:35 PM
@poster this is what my bf told me Baby, I'm crazy about you" You are so sexy and finger licking, feels like giving it to you   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Your boyfriend says that to you ?

Ok I'll say You are like a song with sweet rhyme, perfect lyrics and unending choruses.  Kiss
Posted: at 8-09-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- divineproject at 8-09-2011 03:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on  8-09-2011 02:43 PM
Quote from: divineproject on  8-09-2011 02:30 PM
Quote from: 50scent on  8-09-2011 02:05 PM
Quote from: divineproject on  8-09-2011 01:54 PM
No, I dont wanna share.....thanks
Honey, u know i do tell u u r beautiful  Cheesy
For your mind abi?...........I don tell you say I don marry, why are you doing everything to destroy my marriage?...huh? Tongue Tongue Tongue

Your marriage ? to who ?

E no concern you>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kebella at 8-09-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 8-09-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Divineproject, U want to cover up with a fake info for ME... Dp why ?  Embarrassed
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 8-09-2011 03:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on  8-09-2011 03:13 PM
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked


I like ur bobbie  Cheesy
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:15 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xena15 at 8-09-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Wahala
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 8-09-2011 03:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on  8-09-2011 03:16 PM
Wahala


Xena xena, your word neva worry, but i like ur teeth sha  Grin
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 8-09-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on  8-09-2011 03:15 PM
Quote from: kebella on  8-09-2011 03:13 PM
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked


I like ur bobbie  Cheesy

what? Huh?
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xena15 at 8-09-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on  8-09-2011 03:19 PM
Quote from: xena15 on  8-09-2011 03:16 PM
Wahala


Xena xena, your word neva worry, but i like ur teeth sha  Grin
really?
Tanx
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- digitalman at 8-09-2011 03:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on  8-09-2011 03:16 PM
Wahala

no be small wahala, na doubble wahala for dead bodi  Smiley
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 8-09-2011 03:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on  8-09-2011 03:26 PM
Quote from: 50scent on  8-09-2011 03:19 PM
Quote from: xena15 on  8-09-2011 03:16 PM
Wahala
Xena xena, your word neva worry, but i like ur teeth sha  Grin
really?
Tanx

prepare me akamu and suya im hungry jor  Cool
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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