Psychiatric Hotline

Date: 14-09-2011 10:53 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 14-09-2011 10:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline!

If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

Posted: at 14-09-2011 10:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- DaCutest at 14-09-2011 11:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 14-09-2011 11:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 14-09-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Emma, i know say dis go dey una bedside everytime. Infact, dis numbers go occupy ur family and friends number. Anyway, d tin show say u be nice patient.
Posted: at 14-09-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 15-09-2011 02:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Poster which number u come press??
Posted: at 15-09-2011 02:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kasiemobi at 15-09-2011 07:29 AM (13 years ago)
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U wan take style grab the nö? See brain man
Posted: at 15-09-2011 07:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- allbright at 15-09-2011 07:53 AM (13 years ago)
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 Angry Grin
Posted: at 15-09-2011 07:53 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kasiemobi at 15-09-2011 08:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 15-09-2011 08:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moniconyez at 15-09-2011 08:38 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on 14-09-2011 10:53 PM
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline!

If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

And if you are SEX MANIOC press Emmagency9
Posted: at 15-09-2011 08:38 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- abubakarzain at 15-09-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago)
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hold on poster what is your number? 
Posted: at 15-09-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wukari at 15-09-2011 09:04 AM (13 years ago)
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I dont understand U, Which one is number?  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 15-09-2011 09:04 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Nzetheo at 15-09-2011 10:16 AM (13 years ago)
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None of d above...
Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:16 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 15-09-2011 10:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Ema emergency....................................
Stephen,
one of your patients breaking loose again
Please do something fast.
This one don pass Agbo and hain case.
Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:26 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 15-09-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 15-09-2011 10:36 AM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 15-09-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 15-09-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 17-09-2011 01:14 AM (13 years ago)
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 Wink Wink
Posted: at 17-09-2011 01:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 17-09-2011 02:27 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-09-2011 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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