queenrukky at 20-09-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago) (f)
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
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Posted: at 20-09-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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Posted: at 20-09-2011 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply sexsyguy at 20-09-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago) (m)
u no get toilet paper 4 ur hus?
hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 20-09-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago) (m)
lol
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Monsol at 20-09-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Na wao!
Posting no be by force na.
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Chiluvsky at 20-09-2011 04:42 PM (13 years ago) (f)
ha
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Deffney at 20-09-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 20-09-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) (m)
chi na witch dey laff dat kind laff oo
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Chiluvsky at 20-09-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago) (f)
chi na witch dey laff dat kind laff oo
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Monsol at 20-09-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago) (m)
chi na witch dey laff dat kind laff oo
So u mean say Deff na China winch
and for dat u no go chop her
birthday cake again.
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 20-09-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?na u and who talk dat one?
U don experience slap wey go make u forget ur username and password?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 20-09-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago) (m)
na true na,abi ur laffing credit don finish?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Sheree at 20-09-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Chiluvsky at 20-09-2011 05:11 PM (13 years ago) (f)
na true na,abi ur laffing credit don finish?
I dey save the laf 4 d nxt joke
Posted: at 20-09-2011 05:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 20-09-2011 05:15 PM (13 years ago) (m)
ok na,dat means dis joke no worth ur laugh nah
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-09-2011 05:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply queenrukky at 20-09-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Na wao! Posting no be by force na.
ure right
its not by force,it is by typing
Posted: at 20-09-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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yeye of the day
positive thinking always leads to positive result
Posted: at 20-09-2011 05:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 20-09-2011 06:21 PM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-09-2011 06:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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