HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Date: 05-01-2009 12:48 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Abang Edward
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- at 5-01-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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How to impress a woman:
Compliment her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and dine her,
Listen to her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the end of the earth for her.


How to impress a man:
Show up naked,
Bring beer.

Posted: at 5-01-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- vapour at 5-01-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago)
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hmnnn..u try...
but u dey talk from experience or u read am from poem book?
Posted: at 5-01-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Edwizzie at 5-01-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: vapour on  5-01-2009 01:04 PM
hmnnn..u try...
but u dey talk from experience or u read am from poem book?
Huh?
Posted: at 5-01-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 5-01-2009 02:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on  5-01-2009 12:48 PM
How to impress a woman:
Compliment her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and dine her,
Listen to her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the end of the earth for her.
How to impress a man:
Show up naked,
Bring beer.


no be small tin oh!!..all these onez 4 only one woman

Posted: at 5-01-2009 02:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femaadinho at 5-01-2009 02:24 PM (15 years ago)
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abeg no spend too much money on a woman o
Posted: at 5-01-2009 02:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 5-01-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on  5-01-2009 02:24 PM
abeg no spend too much money on a woman o
The last time i got an advise like these, it was from a guy with bitter experience and you seem to beg me with such enthusiasm. Its Ok. Advise noted.
Posted: at 5-01-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 5-01-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  5-01-2009 02:18 PM
Quote from: Edwizzie on  5-01-2009 12:48 PM
How to impress a woman:
Compliment her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and dine her,
Listen to her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the end of the earth for her.
How to impress a man:
Show up naked,
Bring beer.


no be small tin oh!!..all these onez 4 only one woman
Toks-E, talk true. You dey do pass this one na. Stop forming o.
Posted: at 5-01-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fez_566 at 5-01-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago)
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this is too much, wont you get time for yourself again?
Posted: at 5-01-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 5-01-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa o, all this on top one girl. God ofbid make I do am.
Posted: at 5-01-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 5-01-2009 07:23 PM (15 years ago)
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me too
Posted: at 5-01-2009 07:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- obayeee at 5-01-2009 07:39 PM (15 years ago)
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i can do everything u talk, but forget that spending on her, do i look like fish seller?
Posted: at 5-01-2009 07:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Edwizzie at 5-01-2009 07:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on  5-01-2009 05:00 PM
na wa o, all this on top one girl. God ofbid make I do am.
God what? OFBID? Hmmm i guess thats spanish.
Posted: at 5-01-2009 07:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 5-01-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: obayeee on  5-01-2009 07:39 PM
i can do everything u talk, but forget that spending on her, do i look like fish seller?
Wait o! Is this guilty conscience? Who said you are a fish seller?
Posted: at 5-01-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 8-01-2009 08:11 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: fez_566 on  5-01-2009 04:41 PM
this is too much, wont you get time for yourself again?
Bros, the choice is yours.
Posted: at 8-01-2009 08:11 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 8-01-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago)
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Edwizzie! i luv u....cuz u can impress me wella
Posted: at 8-01-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akxrech at 8-01-2009 09:49 AM (15 years ago)
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4 u,..not for all of us...woman wrapper!!! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Wink
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- husyer2 at 8-01-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago)
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edwizzie abeg try impress onyi well o! she talk say she luv tou
Posted: at 8-01-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 8-01-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: akxrech on  8-01-2009 09:49 AM
4 u,..not for all of us...woman wrapper!!! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Wink
Na wa o! All these guys wan crucify me because i give una some few tips. Even akxreah sef kon dey yab me join. Thank God say i dey on my good mood today. If not eh! I for... Well, na you get your basket mouth sha. 
Posted: at 8-01-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 8-01-2009 10:47 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: husyer2 on  8-01-2009 09:55 AM
edwizzie abeg try impress onyi well o! she talk say she luv tou
Guy you hate me o! You want make i dey spend my salary even before i recieve am? No mind all those things wen i post o, na joke i dey o. But come to  think of it eh, i love her too because among all the babes for this forum na she dey impress me pass.But shhhhhh, no tell her o, make her head no kon swell. Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-01-2009 10:47 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- husyer2 at 8-01-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago)
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is tooooooo late to cry when the head is off o!onyi don already hear about arm and she is rejoicing that u'll spend ur salary b4 u collect am.take heart :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 8-01-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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