HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN (Page 2)

Date: 05-01-2009 12:48 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Abang Edward
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- Kanmi1 at 8-01-2009 10:54 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  5-01-2009 02:18 PM
Quote from: Edwizzie on  5-01-2009 12:48 PM
How to impress a woman:
Compliment her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and dine her,
Listen to her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the end of the earth for her.
How to impress a man:
Show up naked,
Bring beer.


no be small tin oh!!..all these onez 4 only one woman
Posted: at 8-01-2009 10:54 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kanmi1 at 8-01-2009 10:56 AM (16 years ago)
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ok u try  Grin
Posted: at 8-01-2009 10:56 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kanmi1 at 8-01-2009 10:58 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  8-01-2009 09:48 AM
Edwizzie! i luv u....cuz u can impress me wella

me go buy plant rose flower for u
wat about that?
Posted: at 8-01-2009 10:58 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- husyer2 at 8-01-2009 11:02 AM (16 years ago)
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guy,u no dey shame? na rose flower u fit afford 4 onyi
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:02 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kanmi1 at 8-01-2009 11:04 AM (16 years ago)
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 ;Dabi now u no fet am?
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:04 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- femaadinho at 8-01-2009 11:06 AM (16 years ago)
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oyin u fit impress edwizzie
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 11:08 AM (16 years ago)
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no o but she dey impress me sha
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kanmi1 at 8-01-2009 11:10 AM (16 years ago)
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 Cheesy huhu
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:10 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Edwizzie at 8-01-2009 11:13 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: husyer2 on  8-01-2009 10:53 AM
is tooooooo late to cry when the head is off o!onyi don already hear about arm and she is rejoicing that u'll spend ur salary b4 u collect am.take heart :'( :'( :'(
Oops! I don die o. Shocked
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:13 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kanmi1 at 8-01-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago)
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who kill u oooooooo?
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Edwizzie at 8-01-2009 11:22 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on  8-01-2009 11:06 AM
oyin u fit impress edwizzie
Femaadinho, that no be bad question at all o. Just imagine if she show up for my door naked, e don be.
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:22 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago)
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she no fit impress u na, if na me she no need come naked.make she dey buy the flower make me dey show up naked
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 8-01-2009 11:28 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kanmi1 on  8-01-2009 10:56 AM
ok u try  Grin
thanks Cheesy
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:28 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 8-01-2009 11:31 AM (16 years ago)
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i dey carry gun cum shoot both of una so she go fit impress only me.abi oyin
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 12:26 PM (16 years ago)
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make i quickly wear my cloth dey go b that
Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 8-01-2009 06:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on  8-01-2009 11:31 AM
i dey carry gun cum shoot both of una so she go fit impress only me.abi oyin
Make i run go get my odeshin, so that when you shoot me, the bullet go just dey bounce away because i no dey ready to leave Oyin For you.
Posted: at 8-01-2009 06:25 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- micah_nice_love at 8-01-2009 07:07 PM (16 years ago)
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e no sweet try another one
Posted: at 8-01-2009 07:07 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Edwizzie at 8-01-2009 07:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: micah_nice_love on  8-01-2009 07:07 PM
e no sweet try another one

How many hours you buy for that cafe wen you dey? Oh 30min? na e you dey waste am dey talk rubbish? Ok if your time finish make you stand up go house go sleep you hear? Yes, thats a good boy.
Posted: at 8-01-2009 07:26 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 11:00 PM (16 years ago)
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edwiz take am easy for the guy na
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-01-2009 11:19 PM (16 years ago)
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na whaoooo make una no fight cos of oyin now she no even they their now....why una con dey fight now....abi in telll una say in no fit satisfy two of unaaa why una con they bring gun matter  if na gun matter make i comot 4 here cos....oyin way una wan kill una self go enjoy her life if una don pa...yin..... God no go let that wan happen ooooooo
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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