Unlimited Comedies I luv Naijapals

Date: 13-10-2011 10:38 am (13 years ago) | Author: aadex kebella
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- at 13-10-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago)
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Sexsyguy was so poor Even Beggars give him money. His face is on the front of a food stamp; that his family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk. When I visited his Old bend building, 2 cockroaches ambushed me and a Rat tried to steal my wallet. Sexsyguy waves a paper fan around and calls it Air conditioning. I remember Burglars break into his house and leave the money, cos they are all full of coins. Sometimes he is so dumb, he switch on the television and turns to the couch; He can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Dumb ass him he can't express the word "shelter" he replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner is a home" No wonder his bathroom and toilet room is 4th tree behind his house..." When I saw him wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe Sexsyguy?", and he said - "Nope...just found one..." This sexsyguy is so amazed cos he hangs the Toilet paper out to dry and to be used again. Only God can save sexsyguy he has a talent using cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes. Oops sexsyguy how can you use chewing gum as a band aid, you are really dumb.

Anyway I do not mean to yab you , just stop calling me bad names you this moron face.  Look @ yourself Sexsyguy You are so lazy that you even came last place in a recent snail marathon.

I just make your day fart face  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-10-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- mixbrown at 13-10-2011 10:41 AM (13 years ago)
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oya fight wan start  Lips Sealed Cool
Posted: at 13-10-2011 10:41 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 13-10-2011 10:56 AM (13 years ago)
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dis wuld b interestin
lol Grin
Posted: at 13-10-2011 10:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 13-10-2011 11:03 AM (13 years ago)
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Hope he begs me so i can serve him my poo  Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:03 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mixbrown at 13-10-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy we sha saw
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Estheraremu at 13-10-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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I smell tribulations Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 50scent at 13-10-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago)
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mixbrown my luvly spicy sweet angel how are u doing  Kiss
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mixbrown at 13-10-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mercies at 13-10-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago)
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50 pls no fight oh..
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 50scent at 13-10-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago)
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Estheraremu what are u trying to say
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 13-10-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago)
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i smell trouble ni :'( :'(
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mixbrown at 13-10-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy u dey cry already
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Idbabe at 13-10-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago)
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fite jare
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 13-10-2011 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Mercies on 13-10-2011 11:17 AM
50 pls no fight oh..

Oh mercy, I dont want to fight this guy , he is trying to shit on me
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 13-10-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mixbrown on 13-10-2011 11:12 AM
Huh?

 Kiss
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 13-10-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Estheraremu No trouble dearie, unless if he wants it
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 13-10-2011 11:55 AM (13 years ago)
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ok, no fight oo 50 50, hwfar Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:55 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 50scent at 13-10-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 13-10-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 13-10-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Estheraremu on 13-10-2011 11:55 AM
ok, no fight oo 50 50, hwfar Grin Grin Grin

Thanks dearie im a gentle jack
Posted: at 13-10-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 13-10-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-10-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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