President Obama was once seated next to a little girl on an airplane. And so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to this stranger whom she had not quite recognized, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the presiden...t. "How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly...
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.... A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The president, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm. Let me make this clear: I have no idea!"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy, when you don't know shit?" And she went back to reading her book.
Posted: at 24-10-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
terryworld at 24-10-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
lol
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 24-10-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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