then went away to attend college and law school.
He decided to come back to Naija because he felt he could be a BigShot at home.
He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened
his new law office on Ikeja Street among the big Fatimilehin & Co.
The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway.
He decided to create a big impression for this new prospective client when he arrived.
As the man came to the door Joe grab up the phone.
He motioned the man in, all the while talking.
"No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in Abuja that I won't settle this case for less than one million.
Yes, the Supreme Court has agreed to hear that case next week.
I'll be making the primary argument and the other members of my team
will provide the necessary support." He went on playing himself,
"Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."
The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the
man sat patiently and quite unperturbed as Joe rattled instructions filled
with endless legal jargon.
Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man,
"I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"
The man replied, "I'm from Globacom, the telephone company, I came to hook up your phone."
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