Braggadocio

Date: 05-11-2011 12:04 am (13 years ago) | Author: All the Audible
- at 5-11-2011 12:04 AM (13 years ago)
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Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.
"My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!"
"My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!"

"My son," said the third, "started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a $1,000,000 in stock."

"Well," the fourth guy said, "my son's turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. He's a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends. On the plus side, between them, they gave him four cars, a mansion, and a million dollars in stock for his birthday

Posted: at 5-11-2011 12:04 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- babyleslie at 5-11-2011 12:37 AM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 5-11-2011 12:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 5-11-2011 07:46 AM (13 years ago)
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i no wan talk let other pals comment first Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-11-2011 07:46 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-11-2011 08:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Waris dis Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 5-11-2011 08:25 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- all_d_audible at 5-11-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago)
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ok ok I understand ok ok
Posted: at 5-11-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Muzzing at 5-11-2011 11:22 AM (13 years ago)
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U try.....
Posted: at 5-11-2011 11:22 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MegaOneplusone at 5-11-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy dey all doing well in life...
Posted: at 5-11-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago)
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readb4
Posted: at 5-11-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-11-2011 05:35 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 5-11-2011 05:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 5-11-2011 05:40 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 5-11-2011 05:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 08:32 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
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- all_d_audible at 5-11-2011 08:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Jeffery Jeffery Jefery
Posted: at 5-11-2011 08:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 10:16 PM (13 years ago)
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again??
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