Advice to all ladies! The Football Club a guy supports determines to a great extent his attitude towards you or how your relationship could turn out... Real Madrid: He has no real emotions or love though he buys the best of things for you & takes you to good places. Barcelona: Nice guy, but pretends a lot. Always acting, will struggle for attention with you in public. Smooth with lyrics, but terrible in bed. Arsenal: He loves young & cheap girls, freaks out as the girl's taste gets higher. He's afraid of incurring expenses. Chelsea: Marriage is all he wants, no Cinemas, no Shoprite, no KFC! He wants a wife material at no extra cost...doesn't care if you're already married. Man City He's the richest new guy in town. Arrogant but still hopes you get to date him. Though he's noisy, young and behaves like a spoilt baby with no basic home training, he has the cash! Liverpool: He has no swag, he only has records of dating pretty gals in the past & that's what he keeps telling you. Manchester United: Fine guy with swag, unassuming, easy going, doesn't show off or brag, gentleman to the core, great sense of humor, will do anything for you...especially if you're a tall lady! Enyimba: He has no money for now. He's hard working, if only you can endure and hang on...but hope dey sha. Do not say I did not warn you!
Posted: at 5-11-2011 03:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Skypon2002 at 5-11-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) (m)
i dey suspect say u smoke weed
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 5-11-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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