mother and son

Date: 09-11-2011 2:49 pm (13 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu
- at 9-11-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
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A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."

Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."

Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : "Now what do I do?"

Son : "Get your Bottom out of bed, you wh*re, and fix that kid some bleeping ice cream."

Posted: at 9-11-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Deffney at 9-11-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 9-11-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- babyleslie at 9-11-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 9-11-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 9-11-2011 09:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on  9-11-2011 04:08 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-11-2011 09:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 9-11-2011 10:58 PM (13 years ago)
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- creativecosmos at 10-11-2011 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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- zainaim01 at 10-11-2011 12:52 PM (13 years ago)
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