D DRUNKARD

Date: 10-11-2011 1:10 pm (13 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu
- at 10-11-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago)
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A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not be served additional liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and - still politely if not more firmly - refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks. He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish cries, "Man! How many bars do you work at?"

Posted: at 10-11-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- MrDon at 10-11-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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i have seen this shit befire
Posted: at 10-11-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 10-11-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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get lost
Posted: at 10-11-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 50scent at 10-11-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool

Posted: at 10-11-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-11-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Waris dis

Posted: at 10-11-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 10-11-2011 08:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 10-11-2011 01:20 PM
i have seen this shit befire
which type of shit?
Posted: at 10-11-2011 08:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 10-11-2011 08:41 PM (13 years ago)
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de one u know
Posted: at 10-11-2011 08:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 11-11-2011 12:21 PM (13 years ago)
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i no no anyone o..
Posted: at 11-11-2011 12:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sexsyguy at 11-11-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago)
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where d jike dey?
Posted: at 11-11-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 11-11-2011 09:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Na ur brother yeye

Posted: at 11-11-2011 09:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 11-11-2011 09:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Old story jooor. Njoku, i no know wetin b yhur problem these days oh, na so so PB4 zoke yhu jst dey carry come here

Posted: at 11-11-2011 09:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 11-11-2011 10:25 PM (13 years ago)
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but u know me
hehehe
Posted: at 11-11-2011 10:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 12-11-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 12-11-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 12-11-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 12-11-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Kiss Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 12-11-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 12-11-2011 06:15 PM (13 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 12-11-2011 06:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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