RED FACE

Date: 23-11-2011 4:10 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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- at 23-11-2011 04:10 PM (13 years ago)
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."

 "Yes," the class said.

 "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

 A little fellow shouted,

 "Cause your feet ain't empty."

Posted: at 23-11-2011 04:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 23-11-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Passing n running

Posted: at 23-11-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 24-11-2011 09:23 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2011 09:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- funsho85 at 24-11-2011 10:22 AM (13 years ago)
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Tor
Posted: at 24-11-2011 10:22 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 24-11-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 24-11-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-11-2011 07:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmm

Posted: at 26-11-2011 07:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 29-11-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 29-11-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Estheraremu at 29-11-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago)
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  Cool
Posted: at 29-11-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 29-11-2011 08:45 PM (13 years ago)
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running
Posted: at 29-11-2011 08:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- all_d_audible at 29-11-2011 08:46 PM (13 years ago)
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In one word; THE TEACHER'S HEAD IS EMPTY BUT SHE HAS NICE CURVES ON THOSE TWO LEGS..that boy must be monitored...
Posted: at 29-11-2011 08:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2011 10:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Ooooooh u too dey miss yan

Posted: at 29-11-2011 10:58 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 30-11-2011 09:29 AM (13 years ago)
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this shit ain't make laf
Posted: at 30-11-2011 09:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-11-2011 09:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Hmmm

Posted: at 30-11-2011 09:53 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 30-11-2011 10:06 AM (13 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 30-11-2011 10:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 30-11-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago)
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cuz its not shit....yeye
Posted: at 30-11-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 30-11-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad

Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-11-2011 11:14 AM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked

Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:14 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mercies at 30-11-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 30-11-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 1-12-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 1-12-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-12-2011 02:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Yeye

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