Little Joe came home from school to see the families dog dead in d front yard wid its legs in d air!!!..When dad came home,Joe said,"Dad,our dog died and his legs are sticking in d air,why?..The father said,"Son,dat's so God can reach down from d clouds and lift the dog straight up to heaven.. "Gee Dad,dat's great",sed little Joe.. A few days later,wen dad came home from work,Joe rushed out to meet him yelling,"Dad,Dad...,mummy almost died today!!. Wat do u mean?"sed Daddy.. "Well Dad,I got home from school early today and went up to your bed room and there lies mum flat on her back with her legs in air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming,I am coming".If it hadn't been for Uncle Ben holding her down,we had have lost her for sure"
Posted: at 24-11-2011 06:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
deguzman at 25-11-2011 05:13 AM (13 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 25-11-2011 05:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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