LETTER FROM DAUGHTER TO MOTHER (Page 2)

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Posted: at 1-12-2011 09:44 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

A mother passing by her
daughter's bedroom was
astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and
everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently
on the center of the bed. It
was addressed, "Mom."
With the worst
premonition, she opened
the envelope and read the
letter with trembling
hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great
regret and sorrow that I'm
writing you. I had to elope
with my new boyfriend
because I wanted to avoid
a scene with Dad and you.
I've been finding real
passion with Ahmed and
he is so nice-even with all
his piercings, tattoos,
beard, and his motorcycle
clothes. But it's not only
the passion Mom, I'm
pregnant and Ahmed said
that we will be very
happy. He already owns a
trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. He
wants to have many more
children with me and
that's now one of my
dreams too. Ahmed
taught me that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it
for us and trading it with
his friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we
want. In the meantime,
we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so
Ahmed can get better; he
sure deserves it!! Don't
worry Mom, I'm 15 years
old now and I know how
to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be
back to visit so you can
get to know your grand
children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the
above is true. I'm over at
the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind
you that there are worse
things in life than my
report card that's in my
desk center drawer. I love
you! Call when it is safe
for me to come home.
 

Posted: at 8-12-2011 02:08 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 8-12-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 8-12-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 8-12-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

and my okada

Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

and my cat

Posted: at 9-12-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

and my yam

Posted: at 9-12-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

lol

Posted: at 9-12-2011 05:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 11-12-2011 10:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero