Greet everybody wey don dey ground, becouse this na my first time to post something here, though i don dey read all una jokes before....i give everybody respect foe wetin una dey do...more power to ur elbow...nobe like dat dem dey talk am? i dey loyal o...make una accept me....so to start with now, make i take this joke enter......
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said "Now, son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny. At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the baby's hand He looked at it's mother and said "Oh What a Beautiful little baby". The mother said "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say that he can see good?" The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision. Little Johnny said "well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!
I am thinking about how to stop thinking.
Posted: at 4-12-2011 10:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Skypon2002 at 5-12-2011 12:07 AM (13 years ago) (m)
let me be the first to welcome u........
u re welcomed jare, i just love ur manner of approach....
ur joke is interesting, eventhough it has been pb4.
i hope u will continue with us in this joke forum, laffing and cracking ur ribs dont take anything to be an insult, cos there might be a lot of yabbing and u know? i yab a lot
i hope u will one day turn from newbie to hero............
once again, WELCOME!!!!!!!
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 5-12-2011 12:07 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
kuteprince15 at 5-12-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago) (m)
, poster, u ar welcum 2 d world of yeyeism, here is wher ur sorrows end, even if u catch ur gal fwend wit ur best fwend, enta here u go 4get am(hakuna matata) even ur grandma dey get high B.P, open an email 4 am, regester here 4 am, buy glasses and tissue, u fit comot diz glass wey dy diz my guy eye if she enta here, d high b.p go go, we get d medicine here, na tested and trusted, wit nafdac number, diz message is 4rom d ministy of naijapals, joke forum.
Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Skypon2002 at 5-12-2011 09:43 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kuteprince15 on 5-12-2011 03:06 PM
, poster, u ar welcum 2 d world of yeyeism, here is wher ur sorrows end, even if u catch ur gal fwend wit ur best fwend, enta here u go 4get am(hakuna matata) even ur grandma dey get high B.P, open an email 4 am, regester here 4 am, buy glasses and tissue, u fit comot diz glass wey dy diz my guy eye if she enta here, d high b.p go go, we get d medicine here, na tested and trusted, wit nafdac number, diz message is 4rom d ministy of naijapals, joke forum.
graduated yeye master
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 5-12-2011 09:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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