ALWAYS BRING THE FINGERS

Date: 19-01-2009 10:31 am (16 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
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 A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do."

"But I don't have the fingers!"

"Why didn't you bring the fingers?!" asks the incredulous doctor.

"Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
 

Posted: at 19-01-2009 10:31 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- size1 at 19-01-2009 03:24 PM (16 years ago)
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last warning
Posted: at 19-01-2009 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 19-01-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago)
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funny, yu try bro... Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-01-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pharmD at 19-01-2009 06:14 PM (16 years ago)
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u don they lie! how the guy take cut the fingers for the second hand, na wetin him tak hold the saw
Posted: at 19-01-2009 06:14 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 19-01-2009 06:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: pharmD on 19-01-2009 06:14 PM
u don they lie! how the guy take cut the fingers for the second hand, na wetin him tak hold the saw
correct question. oya yemzy answer am quick quick or...
Posted: at 19-01-2009 06:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 01:34 AM (16 years ago)
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or doctor go giv  u drugs oooooooo
Posted: at 20-01-2009 01:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 20-01-2009 06:35 AM (16 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 20-01-2009 06:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 20-01-2009 09:40 AM (16 years ago)
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Nyce...
Posted: at 20-01-2009 09:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 06:49 PM (16 years ago)
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wetin 9ce?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 06:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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