![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 22-12-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago)  (f) @monso the tallest man for your village пo fit climb mango tree and if he siddon for ontop maggi, him leg no go touch ground.
You eat bread finish and you use the nylon sew condom.
The richest man for your village, na wheelbarrow be I'm car.
Them send you make you go buy family biscuit, you go they pack all your family come
Them say make you go buy chinese balm, you go dey fight chinese with bald man.
You blow cattarh put for plate, you go tell you parents say "mama, papa see our morning akamu
You drink coke you come dey arrest bottle
You drink burukutu finish, you go they dry belle for sun
You say you wan commit suicide, instead to put the rope for neck, na for belle you put am because you пo breath well.
You see two kulikuli dey fight, instead of you to seperate them, you carry one eat.
You mess udala fruit (agbalumo) tye scarf.
"DON'T TRY ME" 
| Posted: at 22-12-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 22-12-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago) (m) Reply |
![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 22-12-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago) (f) no vex | Posted: at 22-12-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 22-12-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) (m) i no vex ooo i just dey shock u wan finish that guy oooo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 22-12-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 22-12-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago) (f) yes that guy is bad | Posted: at 22-12-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 22-12-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago) (m) too bad
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 22-12-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 22-12-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago) (f) i come dish am for ram | Posted: at 22-12-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 22-12-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 22-12-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 22-12-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago) (f) the guy don run | Posted: at 22-12-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 22-12-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago) (m) him mind no strong
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 22-12-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 23-12-2011 04:33 PM (13 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 23-12-2011 04:43 PM (13 years ago) (m) what?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 23-12-2011 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 23-12-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago) (f) ask her again | Posted: at 23-12-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 23-12-2011 06:23 PM (13 years ago) (m) but she is ur friend
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 23-12-2011 06:23 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 28-12-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago) (f) yes | Posted: at 28-12-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 28-12-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) (m) i will not pick on her again
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 28-12-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 28-12-2011 03:15 PM (13 years ago) (f) ok | Posted: at 28-12-2011 03:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 28-12-2011 03:37 PM (13 years ago) (m) 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 28-12-2011 03:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 28-12-2011 04:07 PM (13 years ago) (f) tanx | Posted: at 28-12-2011 04:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 28-12-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago) (m) more and more for ya
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 28-12-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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