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Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday. They agreed it’s so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one  preaches to  them.  Sitting by the river with little response  from the
hooks, one pastor  thought of sharing his  heart
with others.

 He said: “guys its rare to  get such an
opportunity to be among ourselves  like  this. It
would be good if we look into our lives and  help each other  with our weaknesses”.  They all agreed to this. This pastor said: “Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money  every week. I started taking  little by little but  now I take a big chunk. I can’t stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will  find out I will be fired”!   The other pastor  said: “brothers your sins are
better than mine! I have  slept with every
woman in the church including married  women.
As I  preach  my eyes hover over the
congregation looking for the next  prey. If this  is
discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!” The last pastor’s feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said: “My brothers my problem is gossip, there is nothing I hear that I don’t tell everyone! In fact I can’t sit anymore. I have to share this with the congregation! I will be  back!

Posted: at 25-12-2011 11:27 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 30-12-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 30-12-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 30-12-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 31-12-2011 09:32 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 31-12-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 31-12-2011 07:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 1-01-2012 10:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 1-01-2012 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero