No try naija man

Date: 01-01-2012 3:25 pm (13 years ago) | Author: rakel nkeiru
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- at 1-01-2012 03:25 PM (13 years ago)
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An American and a Nigerian are
sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The American is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easy. . .
So he asks if the
Nigerian would like to play a fun game.
The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to
catch a few winks. The American persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.
'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay
me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, '
This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the
American quiet, he agrees to play
the game.
The American asks the first question.
'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?'
The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls
out a five-dollar bill, and hands it
to the American.
Now, it's the Nigerian's turn.
He asks the American, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and
comes down with four?'
The American uses his laptop, searches all the references he
knows. He uses the air-phone; he
searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes up the Nigerian and
hands him $500.
The Nigerian pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
The American is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes the Nigerian up and
asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the American $5 and
goes back to sleep.
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 1-01-2012 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- Xanchikorea at 1-01-2012 04:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahaha laff tie my boxer.chai but na pb4

Posted: at 1-01-2012 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 1-01-2012 08:18 PM (13 years ago)
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see ur bulldozer head..... who tell u say na posted b4?
abeg, na sweet joke joor  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 1-01-2012 08:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- monasea at 1-01-2012 08:28 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice one
Posted: at 1-01-2012 08:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 1-01-2012 09:15 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 1-01-2012 09:15 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-01-2012 09:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Dis joke dry like mad woman honeypot

Posted: at 1-01-2012 09:30 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 1-01-2012 09:37 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
u don see mad woman honeypot b4?
i dey suspect say u don phyuk mad woman

Posted: at 1-01-2012 09:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 2-01-2012 12:08 AM (13 years ago)
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Haba!
Posted: at 2-01-2012 12:08 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 2-01-2012 12:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  1-01-2012 09:37 PM
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
u don see mad woman honeypot b4?
i dey suspect say u don fcuk mad woman
Quote from: zeigbo on  1-01-2012 09:30 PM
Dis joke dry like mad woman honeypot
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-01-2012 12:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 3-01-2012 01:05 PM (13 years ago)
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this life sef Angry
Posted: at 3-01-2012 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kelvin_babyboy at 3-01-2012 03:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Stephen this was my joke. This idiot pirate rakelly stole it.
He know it.

Posted: at 3-01-2012 03:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 3-01-2012 03:25 PM (13 years ago)
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u called me idiot mr kelvin Angry
Posted: at 3-01-2012 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 3-01-2012 08:04 PM (13 years ago)
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THIS JOKE THICK.... I NO GO LIE YOU Cool Cool
Posted: at 3-01-2012 08:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 3-01-2012 08:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kelvin_babyboy on  3-01-2012 03:19 PM
Stephen this was my joke. This idiot pirate rakelly stole it.
He know it.


BROTHER TRY SLOW DOWN ON YOUR FLOWS
Posted: at 3-01-2012 08:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 3-01-2012 08:13 PM (13 years ago)
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you no want make them give am gift
Posted: at 3-01-2012 08:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kelvin_babyboy at 3-01-2012 09:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  3-01-2012 03:25 PM
u called me idiot mr kelvin Angry
Sorry if that hurts.
But u know u tried to make me look like one too by copying the joke and changing the subject.within seCond.
We all want to bring smiles to our faces here
Dont try make me look clueless.

Posted: at 3-01-2012 09:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kelvin_babyboy at 3-01-2012 09:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  3-01-2012 03:25 PM
u called me idiot mr kelvin Angry
Sorry if that hurts.
But u know u tried to make me look like one too by copying the joke and changing the subject.within seCond.
We all want to bring smiles to our faces here
Dont try make me look clueless.

Posted: at 3-01-2012 09:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kelvin_babyboy at 3-01-2012 09:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  3-01-2012 03:25 PM
u called me idiot mr kelvin Angry
Sorry if that hurts.
But u know u tried to make me look like one too by copying the joke and changing the subject.within seCond.
We all want to bring smiles to our faces here
Dont try make me look clueless.

Posted: at 3-01-2012 09:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 4-01-2012 10:58 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-01-2012 10:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 4-01-2012 07:33 PM (13 years ago)
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 Embarrassed
Posted: at 4-01-2012 07:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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