JOKE: Fake Goodluck Jonathan Stoned With Eggs In New York During Protest (Page 5)

Date: 11-01-2012 9:12 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- lanudja at 12-01-2012 03:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Ifemylove on 12-01-2012 12:24 AM
assuming d man na correct man, una 4 no fit try am, bt as him don sale him rite, anytin una lyk mk una use am do
Na so e be... Na him cos am.
Posted: at 12-01-2012 03:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Bachelorette at 12-01-2012 03:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: lanudja on 12-01-2012 03:04 PM
The pple re really angry, and the anger keeps increasing since they felt he dose nt listen to them. And they re ready to do anything jst to show their anger. Why wont he jst listen to d ppl? Na wa.

I'm sorry to say but which people was he supposed to listen to? He is the president for God sake! people are to listen to him and not the other way round... who you expect Barack Obama to listen to. GEJ has been a leader before. He was a commissioner, a deputy governor, a Governor, a vice president and now a President... Abeg, dat experience nor reach?

Posted: at 12-01-2012 03:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- navygee at 12-01-2012 03:34 PM (12 years ago)
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My mum in the village uses the locally hand made lamp(Mpanaka). Now that the cost of kerosene is too high, i cant imagine what that aged poor woman will be thinking about our government. God have mercy
Posted: at 12-01-2012 03:34 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ajanni at 12-01-2012 03:37 PM (12 years ago)
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there are alot of fools on here
Posted: at 12-01-2012 03:37 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master
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- ZEKINSMAN at 12-01-2012 03:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: open_reality on 12-01-2012 03:02 AM
Virtually everyone needs electricity to survive or go on with their daily activities. But hey.......PHCN have f**ked us all up. Generator became the best option. Now the bloody fuel price has gone up. How can anyone survive in this messed up country? What the bloody hell is wrong with GEJ? Infrastruture my foot! Na today we begin hear story? Another excuse to steal more cash. Why not keep his bloody infrastructure dreams quietly in his fantasy world and allow us carry on the best way we can? why make things harder than it is already? I've got no issue if he meant his words on infrastructure. But hey......we are know.....that is a lie from the pit on hell. Bloody thieves. Shame!!  :(Just when i thought he was gonna focus on the pressing issue of boko haram, he added his own to cause more chaos. Goodluck? nah....no way mate. Pure BADLUCK i'll say.

hay hay lady just shot up there what do u no cheap ass,most every robish come here and talk,just go home and rest becouse u dont no any thing small rat.
Posted: at 12-01-2012 03:41 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ZEKINSMAN at 12-01-2012 03:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: solee1 on 12-01-2012 09:17 AM
There is no tribal sentiment anywhere. Jonathan has a very harden heart compare to the past president. OBJ was an ex-military bt does nt have such harden heart like Jonathan. Jonathan is the worst president Nigeria has ever had. I regretted voting for him.

salee or what ever u call ur self u re noting but a BIG fool how there u compare gej with obj infact u re mad any way that is how ur people re sabotuas,and to u obi what ever u re not an igbo man u re just pretending i no were u re from fool.
Posted: at 12-01-2012 03:52 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ZEKINSMAN at 12-01-2012 04:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: FinlandGuy on 12-01-2012 12:50 PM
You guys should try and find a better thing to do.You can put suggestions that will help move Nigeria forward instead of cartooning our president in a foreign land.Even if his wife is not much as spoken as said,the husband still love her and she is still Our First lady till the next four years. After all English is not our language.


Why did you guy not cartoon OBJ,and Atiku,IBB,Abacha Etc.

The issue of bad road,electricity,water,unemployment,hunger,has been existing in Nigeria for over 49yrs now of our independence even before Goodluck becoming Our President.

He is just less Than 6months there in the seat as a President and we want him to turn Nigeria to Tokyo Japan,Paris in France,London in Uk,New York in US etc.

OBJ ruled as a military for years,came back again ruled 8ry as a civilian,IBB was there for 8yrs or more,Abacha was there for 8yrs or so,after all these couple of year of their regime,what did they do to Nigeria and Nigerians for all these couple of yrs.

But we want Jonathan to change Nigeria over night under 6months regime and yet our ex leaders use Boko haram to distablize his government. Do we have conscience at all?



my brother pls tell those fool that call them selfs nigerians but filled with tribal sentiments,but i promise them one thing gej will be there for 8years and noting will happen to him,thks for people like u.up igbos up south-south in God we trust.

Posted: at 12-01-2012 04:03 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ZEKINSMAN at 12-01-2012 04:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: maxwelk13 on 12-01-2012 01:07 PM


MOST OF THIS ANIMALS PROTESTING DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT FUEL SUBSIDY MEANS, ALL THEY KNOW IS PRICE OF FUEL HAVE GONE UP, GBAM LETS GO, THE PRESIDENT IS IN THE MIDST OF THE SO CALLED MUSLIMS, THEY ARE RUNNING THE SHOW MY PEOPLE, HE HAVE BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH HIS VAIN, THEY CAN KILL HIM IF THINGS DONT GO THEIR WAY, THINK PEOPLE ITS NOT AS EASY AS YOU FOOLS THINK, LOOK AT OBAMA, BUSH MADE A MESS FOR 8 YEARS AND THIS MAN IS CLEANING AFTER HIS MESS, LET THE PRESIDENT BE, I BLAME HIM A LITTLE  IN A SENSE HE DID NOT BRING ALL THOSE FOOLS TO JUDGEMENT THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON WITH THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT INSTEAD THEY ARE THERE PUSHING BUTTON FOR HIS DOWN FALL, GOD ALMIGHTY WILL REVENGE FOR OUR PRESIDENT, "THE COW THAT DOSENT HAVE TAIL, HIS GOD WILL ALWAYS CHASE AWAY FLIES FOR HIM". THE EVIL THAT MEN DO LIVES AFTER THEM, THIS CURSED GENERATION OF ISHMEAL WILL ONE DAY BE A HISTORY.I HAVE A DREAM ONE DAY  BIAFRA WILL RISE AGAIN.


good talk my brother may God be with him couse those evils re there with him,many nigerians re not inportant to me any longer becouse they no noting just follow follow kind of people they want them and there childrean to remen in bondage forever.
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- ZEKINSMAN at 12-01-2012 04:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: andyrado on 12-01-2012 02:41 PM
now the real reasons behind the protest is beginning to unveil...I am of the opinion that these people who caricatured our beloved President are the worst illiterates to have walked on th surface of the earth....when you look at their faces you'll know the part of the country they are from....an educated and enlightened people would never stoop so low to doing this.....quote me anyway...EDUCATION WITHOUT GOD AND MORALITY MAKES ONE A CLEVER DEVIL....so the people donig this knows that they will soon kiss their asses and return back to their trenches of poverty and idiosyncrasies....their fathers stole Nigerian monies and sent them abroad and since then they've been living on a borrowed time and affluent...i cursed their generation times 3....Ekpesu will soon visit them starting from their family here back home

nwa nnem may God bless u for this i really like people like u may ur days be long,usa will soon start deporting them one after another i love my president he is the best ever since i was born may the good lord protect him for me,and for those fool educated illiterates they and there familys will ruth in hell some day.
Posted: at 12-01-2012 04:20 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Pangopolocool at 12-01-2012 04:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Bachelorette on 12-01-2012 02:57 PM

True talk... after Goodluck's reign Nigeria will be divided! Aboki nor go rule us again....


This  bachelorette of a guy, I have been following your comment trend and it appears you are very confused as you don't know where you want to stand, I am among those who voted for Jonathan likewise my families who gave him the mandate, and all what you have been saying and wishing is for Naija to divide and guess what you failed and your prayer will never come to pass, where do you what me to put my nieces and nephews because they are Igbo. All what you have been preaching is all about " HATE ". Of what difference are you and the wicked Northerners; Boko Haram killing innocent southerners. I condemned evil and those that kill their fellow humans which is what I think should be GEJ most priority dealing with national security so Nigeria can be peaceful. Thereafter work his a way around the issue of fuel subsidy that will bring comfortability to every Nigerians.
To be candid how many Nigerians can afford that price of petrol at N141/ litre, do you know the prices of goods and commodities have gone up, take for instance, a bag of rice rise from N8000 to N17500, pure water now N10 a sachet, just to name few.
And your comment on Jonathan being President doesn't mean that if he insist or propose on something, Nigerians should adapt and agree with it, so what you basically telling us is that if he said we should all come and jump into the Lagoon, we should follow him, definitely not
.You should know what sovereignty was and sovereignty must reign.
 You do mentioned of Obama, Obama didn't just carry out things, that is why we have congress who deliberate and then vote on it before Obama makes it into law or act on it. OK. Which is applicable to Nigeria as well, we have the legislative arms, the senators and house of reps, though all corrupted, they still have to pass it into law, even if the nation aren't satisfy with it, they have rights to protest it and all infrastures must be put in place before embarking on such program GEJ is proposing.
 When was the last time you went to Nigeria, as it appears to me you live abroad yourself, because if you go home often you wouldn't be saying all what you are saying, Nigeria lacks totally everything, healthcare, roads, electricity, all is zero. People are tired of corruption, they want transparency which is what all these past leaders lack and above all they want basic needs and infrastures which is what Jonathan administration should have embarked on.
Posted: at 12-01-2012 04:45 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- adeoladeyemi at 12-01-2012 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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since dey can't feel d heat of situation,i wudn't blame dem....javascript:void(0);
Posted: at 12-01-2012 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- prosperos at 12-01-2012 05:16 PM (12 years ago)
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dis man don suffer
Posted: at 12-01-2012 05:16 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ayideda at 12-01-2012 05:27 PM (12 years ago)
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 joke u say! naija in diasporal , criticise wt nationalist feelns. don't 4get a yoruba adage which says, "omo ti o ba so ile nu, o ti so apo iya ko" meaning "d child threw away his home, hangs a sack-load of calamities, sufferings etc. and 4 our leaders ds is not d end of d monsters ur breedn, b ready 2b eaten-up by ds monsters.

Posted: at 12-01-2012 05:27 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- nwafada81 at 12-01-2012 05:40 PM (12 years ago)
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i am a strict lezbian, i want myfellows to add me via 20FC6FE9 if you are on Blackberry. Girls only please.
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- Bachelorette at 12-01-2012 06:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Pangopolocool on 12-01-2012 04:45 PM
This  bachelorette of a guy, I have been following your comment trend and it appears you are very confused as you don't know where you want to stand, I am among those who voted for Jonathan likewise my families who gave him the mandate, and all what you have been saying and wishing is for Naija to divide and guess what you failed and your prayer will never come to pass, where do you what me to put my nieces and nephews because they are Igbo. All what you have been preaching is all about " HATE ". Of what difference are you and the wicked Northerners; Boko Haram killing innocent southerners. I condemned evil and those that kill their fellow humans which is what I think should be GEJ most priority dealing with national security so Nigeria can be peaceful. Thereafter work his a way around the issue of fuel subsidy that will bring comfortability to every Nigerians.
To be candid how many Nigerians can afford that price of petrol at N141/ litre, do you know the prices of goods and commodities have gone up, take for instance, a bag of rice rise from N8000 to N17500, pure water now N10 a sachet, just to name few.
And your comment on Jonathan being President doesn't mean that if he insist or propose on something, Nigerians should adapt and agree with it, so what you basically telling us is that if he said we should all come and jump into the Lagoon, we should follow him, definitely not
.You should know what sovereignty was and sovereignty must reign.
 You do mentioned of Obama, Obama didn't just carry out things, that is why we have congress who deliberate and then vote on it before Obama makes it into law or act on it. OK. Which is applicable to Nigeria as well, we have the legislative arms, the senators and house of reps, though all corrupted, they still have to pass it into law, even if the nation aren't satisfy with it, they have rights to protest it and all infrastures must be put in place before embarking on such program GEJ is proposing.
 When was the last time you went to Nigeria, as it appears to me you live abroad yourself, because if you go home often you wouldn't be saying all what you are saying, Nigeria lacks totally everything, healthcare, roads, electricity, all is zero. People are tired of corruption, they want transparency which is what all these past leaders lack and above all they want basic needs and infrastures which is what Jonathan administration should have embarked on.


You said you've been following my comment, so definately you should know I'm south-southerner. And about My stand. I'm of the opinion that If Nigerians must protest, It shouldn't be in such a way that the president would be publicly ridicled. You're right I've not been to Nigeria for a long time and I can tell you categorically that such ridicle are what the western Media use to sabotage Africa. To the best of my knowledge everything about the House (Senate and house of rep) is politics. for instance, why did they wait until GEJ cut down the salary before they objected to the said Subsidy removal? And to make matter's worst, PDP is a party for Northerners, but It came as a shock that Goodluck lost in the North during the election. that goes to show that they never wanted him in the first place. So, you don't expect all the PDP members in the house to give him support, talkless of opposition parties representing various senetorial districts in the house. I stand to be corrected if I'm wrong, but despite his mistakes, we can't cast him away because he's the first south-southerner president in Nigeria history. come to think of it, If he is voted out (Impeachment) as most people clamour for, who do you think could be the best successor? And I could bet my life that It's because of the threat from various Southern Militant groups (to protect GEJ's mandate) that the Muslims have not followed the same route with Boko-haram to kill Christians in the north. the moment a Muslim takes charge, It's gonna be worst. I know these people better because I have lived with them in Kaduna... My stand is no matter what, we should support GEJ to the end. If he fails, then shame on him and his family, but if not...Nigeria will be among the world's strongest economy...
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Posted: at 12-01-2012 06:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- desmond4 at 12-01-2012 07:28 PM (12 years ago)
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No Nigerian President has this been humiliated,in my own candid opinion,I think it serves him right.He that fetches the ant-infested firewoods from the farm,should be prepared when its time to dance the ''AJASCO''dance. Smiley
Posted: at 12-01-2012 07:28 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ashimole at 12-01-2012 07:38 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 12-01-2012 07:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- PrinceDarby1 at 12-01-2012 07:40 PM (12 years ago)
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"ITS NO MORE ABOUT SUBSIDY ALONE: # # The American President has only 2 aircraft, our president has 9 in his fleet and voted money recently to buy 1 more! # # The British prime Minister has only 2 official cars, our president has 23 in his pool and only recently voted 300m naira to buy 2 more bullet/bomb proof ones! # # Senators in the US earn about $6,000 dollars monthly and dats about what a university professor, or a director in a state dept, or a doctor wt 20yrs experience, or a teacher wt 25yrs experience earn too, but in Nigeria a senator earns 245million Naira per annum! Dats d salary of 25 vice chancellors, or 50 medical doctors, or 60 directors, or 500 schl teachers! # # The US, almost d size of Africa with about 500million people have 24 ministers, and 32 govt parastatals and commisions, Nigeria has 42 cabinet ministers, and over 50 government parastatals! # # America with about 500million people and more mileage to drive consumes 39million litres of petrol daily, Nigeria with 150million people 60% out of which live in remote areas, yet our govt tells us we consume about 35million ltrs of petrol daily! IS SUBSIDY REALLY THE PROBLEM OF NIGERIA? And a last one!!! President Jonathan last bought fuel with his own money in 1996 shortly before coming on board the NDDC! So also is a whole lot of them in government! It is time to re-think and re-define. We have to remove money from politics. Political office holders should earn what civil servants earn. That's what they are: CIVIL SERVANTS!
Posted: at 12-01-2012 07:40 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- OJAH1 at 12-01-2012 07:41 PM (12 years ago)
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nigerian govt is a SADIST deriving pleasure in our pains and sufferings
Posted: at 12-01-2012 07:41 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ajanni at 12-01-2012 07:43 PM (12 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 12-01-2012 07:43 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master
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