hottest joke of the millenium

Date: 26-01-2012 3:36 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Gideon Chidume
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- at 26-01-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Okechuku & Ngozi were patients in a psychiatric hospital. While moving along a swimming pool, Ngozi fell off into the pool.
Okechuku bravely went after and saved her life. When the director of the hospital learnt of his bravely act, he decided to discharge Okechuku, believing that only someone of normal mentality could carry out such a brave act. So he went to announce the good news to Okechuku. ...Here is their conversation:
- Director: Okechuku, I have two news items for one. One is good and the other is bad
- Okechuku: Yes oga, start with the good one
- Director: I shall discharge you from here today because of you bravery in saving Ngozi’s life!
- Okechuku: Hmmm interesting, and the bad news now?
- Director: Unfortunately, Ngozi whose life you saved killed herself by hanging in her room!
- Okechuku: No, she did not hang herself; I tied her there so that the water on her could dry off!

Gudmrn

Posted: at 26-01-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- femilux at 26-01-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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menh i love dis......................keep it up
Posted: at 26-01-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- GideonC at 26-01-2012 03:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: femilux on 26-01-2012 03:43 PM
menh i love dis......................keep it up
tnx
Posted: at 26-01-2012 03:49 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kelvin_babyboy at 26-01-2012 03:57 PM (12 years ago)
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I wount talk yet. Let †ђξ elders come.

Posted: at 26-01-2012 03:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 26-01-2012 04:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Heheheheheh dont worry rakelly and skypon with queenrukky dey come make dem treat ur phyukup

Posted: at 26-01-2012 04:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 26-01-2012 07:04 PM (12 years ago)
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mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ur topic shld be oldest joke
Posted: at 26-01-2012 07:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 26-01-2012 07:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 26-01-2012 04:19 PM
Heheheheheh dont worry rakelly and skypon with queenrukky dey come make dem treat ur fcukup
no mind am....him bin want make we award am
Posted: at 26-01-2012 07:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 26-01-2012 07:49 PM (12 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 26-01-2012 07:49 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 26-01-2012 09:25 PM (12 years ago)
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HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted: at 26-01-2012 09:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ebohs at 26-01-2012 09:26 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 26-01-2012 09:26 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 26-01-2012 09:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 26-01-2012 09:51 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kelvin_babyboy at 26-01-2012 10:11 PM (12 years ago)
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AdolF hitters favorite joke. According to history

Posted: at 26-01-2012 10:11 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mimibaby_5 at 27-01-2012 09:17 AM (12 years ago)
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i don even tire 4 the joke sef  Angry Angry
Posted: at 27-01-2012 09:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 27-01-2012 09:48 AM (12 years ago)
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again Lips Sealed
Posted: at 27-01-2012 09:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 27-01-2012 10:30 AM (12 years ago)
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oldie
Posted: at 27-01-2012 10:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 27-01-2012 11:01 AM (12 years ago)
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Pau pau Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 27-01-2012 11:01 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 27-01-2012 11:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 26-01-2012 08:11 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin
i am an old man in this forum and this is one of the first jokes i saw on naijapals
opposite
Posted: at 27-01-2012 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- GideonC at 3-02-2012 08:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 26-01-2012 08:11 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin
i am an old man in this forum and this is one of the first jokes i saw on naijapals
thanks
Posted: at 3-02-2012 08:05 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- GideonC at 3-02-2012 08:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 26-01-2012 07:04 PM
mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ur topic shld be oldest joke

k
Posted: at 3-02-2012 08:07 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Hershorqueen at 4-02-2012 12:00 AM (12 years ago)
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I love this joke. Thumbs up!
Posted: at 4-02-2012 12:00 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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