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Posted: at 19-05-2012 12:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 19-05-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 20-05-2012 10:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Please I advice all women not to read this joke and If you do, stop when you are asked to.

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, WHOOP! -she became the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's he's is mine."

So, WHOOP! -she became the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .

Moral of the story : Women could be really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.



NB: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that some women never listen!!!

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Posted: at 22-05-2012 03:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 22-05-2012 07:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

CONFIRM

Posted: at 24-05-2012 04:42 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

God has no Phone but I talk to him
He has no Facebook but he still my friend.
He does not have a twitter but I still follow him.
He's greater than GEJ yet he doesn't remove subsidy from my glorification.

Baba God I dey troway salute. Thank you ABBA FATHER

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Posted: at 27-05-2012 06:35 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

boo

Posted: at 27-05-2012 12:03 PM (12 years ago) |

  4 u

Posted: at 27-05-2012 07:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."  ~Mahatma Gandhi

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Posted: at 1-06-2012 02:41 AM (12 years ago) | Hero