Boko Haramies

Date: 21-02-2012 4:57 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Nice Temi
- at 21-02-2012 04:57 PM (12 years ago)
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JOKE: For busy bodies. A man
was
chatting with his friend on BB.
He
suddenly discovered that the
man
sitting beside him in the taxi
was
reading their conversation. Since
he
did not want to embarrass the
intruder, he decided to change
the
topic of the chat and he wrote.
"abeg oga, please tell Kabiru
Sokoto
or Abu Qaqa that I only took
two of
the bombs we just manufactured
for
this operation. Let them know
as well
that I may find it difficult to get
to
the target place before the
bombs
explode becos there is terrible
traffic jam now but
nevertheless, I
am sure casualty figure will be
high
since we are five in our taxi and
all
the vehicles in the traffic will be
affected too. We ve less than
3mins
for the bomb to go off, bye and
take
care of my children as agreed."
The
intruder quickly opened the taxi
door
and jumped out..

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- blessmee at 22-02-2012 10:00 AM (12 years ago)
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- Sheree at 22-02-2012 10:16 AM (12 years ago)
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