FUNNY STATISTICS ABOUT NIGERIA

Date: 24-02-2012 7:59 am (13 years ago) | Author: Mivourine Benjamin
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Nigerias' president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world. 40% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males. The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living in London. Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world. Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap. Majority of Abuja female returnees find it difficult to get decent husbands. Beware of Edo girls Maiduguri girls have the longest hair. Ibo girls are stingy and greedy There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria. Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa 4 out of every 5 edo girls has a connection in Italy. Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy. China's best market is Nigeria. An average Ibo man can smell money that is 100 meters away. Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world. The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far ?"... Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak. An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2 to Dec 24, Only to spend it all in the village in 1week.

Posted: at 24-02-2012 07:59 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- lovelyprincess at 24-02-2012 09:46 PM (13 years ago)
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nice 2 read dis info, but i think , igbo men are also very very greedy n selfish
Posted: at 24-02-2012 09:46 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- moralemike07 at 27-02-2012 01:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Somebody pls play me SPEECHLESS by MICHEAL JACKSON. Grin
Posted: at 27-02-2012 01:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 6-03-2012 02:07 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 6-03-2012 02:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-03-2012 02:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: moralemike07 on 27-02-2012 01:32 PM
Somebody pls play me SPEECHLESS by MICHEAL JACKSON. Grin
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-03-2012 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 6-03-2012 03:44 PM (13 years ago)
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now i know Wink Wink Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-03-2012 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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