Pretend We're Married

Date: 02-02-2009 4:38 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 2-02-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married."

"Why not?" giggles the woman.

"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket." Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-02-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kido123 at 2-02-2009 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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the man no get action ooooooo, .... if na me....mmmnhhh ..
Posted: at 2-02-2009 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 2-02-2009 09:36 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL...watin u go do na..?
Posted: at 2-02-2009 09:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 2-02-2009 09:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  2-02-2009 05:40 PM
the man no get action ooooooo, .... if na me....mmmnhhh ..


kidooooo!!!!

u wan destroy somtin?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-02-2009 09:38 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- josfeem at 2-02-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago)
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i wonder ooooooooooooo
Posted: at 2-02-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 09:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  2-02-2009 05:40 PM
the man no get action ooooooo, .... if na me....mmmnhhh ..

Kido! Kido! Kido! how many times I call you? mmmmm remmember say you still dey underage o! LOL Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 3-02-2009 09:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-02-2009 09:43 AM (15 years ago)
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smart guy...lol
Posted: at 3-02-2009 09:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 09:47 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  2-02-2009 09:36 PM
LOL...watin u go do na..?

you dey ask? Kido... na sharp kid Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2009 09:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 3-02-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago)
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No underestimate Kido him fit do wonders. No write off any bodi oh @Josfeem
Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 10:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  3-02-2009 10:34 AM
No underestimate Kido him fit do wonders. No write off any bodi oh @Josfeem
Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 3-02-2009 10:47 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  2-02-2009 09:36 PM
LOL...watin u go do na..?


me wey i don drink 'yoyo bitters'..... i go scatter ground o... Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 11:08 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  3-02-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  2-02-2009 09:36 PM
LOL...watin u go do na..?


me wey i don drink 'yoyo bitters'..... i go scatter ground o... Grin

 I still dey shock.... Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 3-02-2009 11:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-02-2009 11:08 AM
Quote from: kido123 on  3-02-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  2-02-2009 09:36 PM
LOL...watin u go do na..?


me wey i don drink 'yoyo bitters'..... i go scatter ground o... Grin

 I still dey shock.... Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

SILLY JOKER NO SHOCK OOO U DON HEAR AM NOW..KIIIIDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOO
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Everl at 3-02-2009 05:57 PM (15 years ago)
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... somebody must have made testimnies if only it were ...
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 10:00 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Everl on  3-02-2009 05:57 PM

... somebody must have made testimnies if only it were ...

Abeg...everl which langusge be that one? I no see am for google  Grin
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  3-02-2009 05:34 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-02-2009 11:08 AM
Quote from: kido123 on  3-02-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  2-02-2009 09:36 PM
LOL...watin u go do na..?


me wey i don drink 'yoyo bitters'..... i go scatter ground o... Grin

 I still dey shock.... Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

SILLY JOKER NO SHOCK OOO U DON HEAR AM NOW..KIIIIDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOO

Shocking continues.... no small pikin again o! chai! ; Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 4-02-2009 10:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-02-2009 10:00 AM
Quote from: Everl on  3-02-2009 05:57 PM

... somebody must have made testimnies if only it were ...

Abeg...everl which langusge be that one? I no see am for google  Grin
Grin
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 4-02-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  2-02-2009 05:40 PM
the man no get action ooooooo, .... if na me....mmmnhhh ..
commot there,wey me ur bros dey house"òmò dè kin....! Tè òyan ko ma lò.
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 4-02-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 10:14 AM
Quote from: kido123 on  2-02-2009 05:40 PM
the man no get action ooooooo, .... if na me....mmmnhhh ..
commot there,wey me ur bros dey house"òmò dè kin....! Tè òyan ko ma lò.
interprete oh. plz
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 4-02-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago)
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kiaaa!!!  men no dey ever tire to find something...
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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