Temperance Sermon

Date: 09-02-2009 7:41 am (15 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 9-02-2009 07:41 AM (15 years ago)
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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world,
 I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River."   Grin

Posted: at 9-02-2009 07:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 9-02-2009 08:50 AM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-02-2009 08:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 9-02-2009 08:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Veeeerry funnie... onyin you try wella...

So all the congregation go drink all the wine, beer and whisky... hehehe! Grin
Posted: at 9-02-2009 08:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 9-02-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  9-02-2009 08:55 AM
Veeeerry funnie... onyin you try wella...

So all the congregation go drink all the wine, beer and whisky... hehehe! Grin
hmmmm
Posted: at 9-02-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-02-2009 09:31 AM (15 years ago)
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oh boy, na for the river we go dey hold church service na. enuff shayo!!!
Posted: at 9-02-2009 09:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 9-02-2009 09:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  9-02-2009 09:31 AM
oh boy, na for the river we go dey hold church service na. enuff shayo!!!
which church b dat na
Posted: at 9-02-2009 09:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 9-02-2009 10:05 AM (15 years ago)
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no be small thing... the song leader na buzzman
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- torise at 9-02-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago)
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dem must gather 4 d river na,but remember surely they will gather but they will scatter in several ways by the intoxication of the alchol
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 9-02-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago)
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I beg tell me the name of the church and the village it dey. So that i can attend
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 9-02-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: torise on  9-02-2009 10:10 AM
dem must gather 4 d river na,but remember surely they will gather but they will scatter in several ways by the intoxication of the alchol

L.O.L ....u dey go church well...even among the song singers
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 9-02-2009 10:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on  9-02-2009 10:12 AM
I beg tell me the name of the church and the village it dey. So that i can attend
arinka sori iyinka,u don go buy 30mins again abi?
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 9-02-2009 10:22 AM (15 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


lol
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:22 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 9-02-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: torise on  9-02-2009 10:10 AM
dem must gather 4 d river na,but remember surely they will gather but they will scatter in several ways by the intoxication of the alchol
torise, which version of bible you get?
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 9-02-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  9-02-2009 10:22 AM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


lol

dat one na icon for lafter ??
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 9-02-2009 10:26 AM (15 years ago)
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u one start to dey love me dis morning?
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:26 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 9-02-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  9-02-2009 10:25 AM
Quote from: torise on  9-02-2009 10:10 AM
dem must gather 4 d river na,but remember surely they will gather but they will scatter in several ways by the intoxication of the alchol
torise, which version of bible you get?

 
Grin Grin Grin Grin ... their church dey use solomon book of wisdom...
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 9-02-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  9-02-2009 10:27 AM
Quote from: rezimero on  9-02-2009 10:25 AM
Quote from: torise on  9-02-2009 10:10 AM
dem must gather 4 d river na,but remember surely they will gather but they will scatter in several ways by the intoxication of the alchol
torise, which version of bible you get?

 
Grin Grin Grin Grin ... their church dey use solomon book of wisdom...
onyi hw u tak knw?
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 9-02-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  9-02-2009 10:26 AM
u one start to dey love me dis morning?

we dey talk of relijos mata... u come bring luv mata here..
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 9-02-2009 11:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on  9-02-2009 10:12 AM
I beg tell me the name of the church and the village it dey. So that i can attend

i know say u go like enter dat kind church wey dem dey run things... Grin
Posted: at 9-02-2009 11:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 9-02-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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wil be back 2moro 4 my coment
Posted: at 9-02-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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