• Where ladies don't accept
flowers for valentine or birthday
gift.
• Where lizards go look ur eyeball,
nod head say "notin dey happen
guy"
• Where a blind beggar will reject
a fake naira note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in
BOTTLES and WATER is sold in
SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they
always came first position in
school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For
Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where the Presidents and other
government officials don't know
the national anthem.
• Where yoruba women dress up
every saturday with polythene
bag looking for Owambe to fall in.
• Where the govt dont give a hoot
about nobody.
Where Gala and Lacasera is d best
option wen stuck in hold up.
• Where you are jailed for stealing
Maggi and given a chieftancy title
for stealing millions and Front
row seat in churc
• Where we fight for everything.
To gain admission to university, to
get a job and worse still to enter a
bus!
• Where u are robbed of your
phone and the robbers come
back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where politicians use big
unnecessary grammar to scam
people.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR
shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame
your unsuccessfulnes on family
members in the village.
• Where rich men must have a pot
belly, and a healthy looking Man is
despised in the street as a pauper
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO
SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social
amenity.
• Where people dey collect
change for beggar hand.
• Where u can buy ur dream
house and all the household
accessories.
• Where igbo men produce
Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre
slippers
• Where the man who had no
shoes is the president.
.where bb torch is sold on hold up
for #12k. Where Igbo men drink
beer with straw and coke with
cup
•Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a
National youth leader
•Where citizens are more afraid
of Police than Armed robbers.
. Where billions is been spent on birthday party and
graduate are jobless, sick are dying in millions,
no good roads, no electricity, no water etc
No Country is greater than Nigeria's absurdity..
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