OTUMOKPOR: Man caught glued to a Taxi Driver's wife (Page 8)

Date: 04-04-2012 6:36 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Akeem Jaffe Jaffa
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- miss_english at 6-04-2012 02:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: laskywizzy on  5-04-2012 11:14 PM
Miss English, you and your English self. I have read your comments tonight but all amazed me. Your English and your photo looks alike, they are really ugly. I guess, you only want to be maintaining your name. ''Miss English'' LOL 

What is you mean? are u say you is fine than me? Why are u not putting ur picture here? I am a proffesor in teaching english in university ok? i am also a fine girl and i am plan to competing in the miss world contest. You are jealousy because you are no fine and cannot spoke simple english. You is what i call prukujabatikpo.
Posted: at 6-04-2012 02:14 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- miss_english at 6-04-2012 02:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on  6-04-2012 01:51 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Miss English is playing too much..................... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin she doesn't what is happening to me while laughing......... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

what is do you when u are laughed? was ur farting much too air while u was laughed?
Posted: at 6-04-2012 02:21 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- miss_english at 6-04-2012 02:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on  6-04-2012 01:51 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Miss English is playing too much..................... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin she doesn't what is happening to me while laughing......... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

what is do you when u are laughed? was u farting too much too air while u was laughed?
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- franel at 6-04-2012 04:40 AM (13 years ago)
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That is Naija 4 u. Anythg can happen!

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- FGreat at 6-04-2012 06:01 AM (13 years ago)
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Tufiakwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... Azigbakwa ihe ojo!!! Odiegwuooooooooooooo!!! End time............................
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- moriztuos at 6-04-2012 06:10 AM (13 years ago)
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ROTFLMAO.... Grin Grin
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- bigchi at 6-04-2012 08:43 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- systemboy125 at 6-04-2012 10:29 AM (13 years ago)
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dats btifu
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- love_life at 6-04-2012 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ebbi on  4-04-2012 10:12 PM
stupid story. when will Nigerians stop listening to all these cock and bull stories. no such thing as juju, otumokpor, witchcraft. they are just a figment of peoples' imagination. they are of no effect. i guess believing this bullcrap is a side effect of the raging poverty and hunger in the land. the juju makers should have used their juju to make their relatives wealthy. just another trick in the long list of 419s. usually you only read about such news in sensational media like naijapals etc.  there was a also a story of an armed robber turning into a goat to evade arrest. God, i couldn't stop laughing. what made that particular story more hilarious was that the police were said to have eventually arrested "the goat" and taken it to their station. but they were unable to say what happened to the öffending goat/armed robber" eventually. my guess, the police have taken some poor old woman's goat in pretense and made some juicy pepper soup out of it. and came up with the incredible story to hide their crime. 9ja woulld never cease to amaze me.
o.k o, u don't believe in juju but u believe in voodoo, right?. Well, it may interest u to know that voodoo is the english name of juju. Over there it's voodoo but down here it's juju. Ever heard of okijajuju?. A visit will do.
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- ebbi at 6-04-2012 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: harold634 on  5-04-2012 06:01 PM
Are you okay Mr science?


why don't you use your brains for once and research those sites i have outlined, and possibly some other places too? your problem in Nigeria especially in the south is that some of you think you are smart but express stupidity when you communicate with others. how you people expect to develop yourselves and your community when you believe such silly stone age stories beats my imagination. the reason Africans and Africa are backward and are the poorest group of people worldwide is because most of us still live in the past even though physically we are in the present.
do yourself a favour, start asking why and start empowering yourself with information. if you can make commenst on naijapals, that means you have access to the internet. try using it to enlighten yourself.
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- Solidstonez at 6-04-2012 03:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: miss_english on  4-04-2012 10:27 PM
You are talk absolute catabula. Confirm rubbish! All your english u are speak is nonsense. Are u know what happen there? why is u said the police is stole the goat? If you are not know what to saying, pls don't writting catabula rubbish here ok. The police are not stole any goat.
miss English you too much

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- Solidstonez at 6-04-2012 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on  5-04-2012 08:50 AM
Am not surprise at all, he don happen long time ago in somolu area of Lagos...its a great lesson to other men and women to stop in cheating their partners
right

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- Solidstonez at 6-04-2012 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: verah on  5-04-2012 11:59 AM
BIA STOP DISGRACIN NP WIT THIS KIND OF ENGLISH NOW WAT KINDA NONSENSE IS THIS  Angry Angry Angry MILLIONS OF PEOPLE VISIT THIS SITE IS THIS D KINDA ENGLISH U XPECT THEM TO B READING?  I KNW IT A JOKE PLS STP IT IT IRRRITATING ND ANNOYIN
madam you dey vex ohh  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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- Solidstonez at 6-04-2012 03:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: miss_english on  5-04-2012 08:24 PM
you are sicking in your head and disastering in ur soul. Why are u abuse my english because you are illiteracy?
Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry

Posted: at 6-04-2012 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Solidstonez at 6-04-2012 03:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: miss_english on  6-04-2012 02:14 AM
What is you mean? are u say you is fine than me? Why are u not putting ur picture here? I am a proffesor in teaching english in university ok? i am also a fine girl and i am plan to competing in the miss world contest. You are jealousy because you are no fine and cannot spoke simple english. You is what i call prukujabatikpo.
NP award goes to you miss English you are the best  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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- solid_solid at 6-04-2012 04:10 PM (13 years ago)
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ok good for him
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- Beauti4 at 6-04-2012 04:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: miss_english on  6-04-2012 02:09 AM
What are u not believe?

You must be a wonderful person in real life. Sweet people are always making pple laugh creatively.
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- Beauti4 at 6-04-2012 04:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: miss_english on  6-04-2012 02:21 AM
what is do you when u are laughed? was ur farting much too air while u was laughed?

Yes I was farting. My vajayjay was producing some semen(I went to urinate as well), it expanded. And water was rushing out of my eyes. And my inner muscles also expanded as well. It was a miracle.
Posted: at 6-04-2012 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mibenne at 6-04-2012 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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wat a shame Shocked Shocked
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- magashi at 7-04-2012 01:31 PM (13 years ago)
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If he free him, let them do it again
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