Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum) (Page 5)

Quote from: deboalabi262 on 15-04-2012 01:51 AM

If I slap you, you go think say na house fall for your head......
Why you dey look me as if to say I be visitor for house......
Just continue o, your papa go hear am......

LMAO!!!

Posted: at 15-04-2012 04:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Dont let all this small small boyz in neibourhood see your PANT

child- mom where is my meat, common eat food meat is for  the elders

Posted: at 15-04-2012 08:12 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Child mom give me some to eat, Mom go look for woman we born we no de eat because she get pikin if you find one come take

You say you no go hear word abi? you go hear by force na your body go tell you

Child- mommy dem say make we buy two pencil if not make we no come school monday. Mom- your teacher e be like say something de worry am for head watin u need 2 pencil for u want write to the whole world

Child come back home with new things. Mom come where do u get this u don de work for somewhere, ehnnn the day u go pay that boy de come oo

Gilr always talking to too many boys. Mom come u no de shame people go de look u like ashawo today james, 2moro tunde my hand no de ooo

children of now adays don spoil oo

Child do something bad Mom says i go show u say na me born u today. small pikin we climb 200 stories building before i see lagos. mommy go sit down to see am

Child do something bad to some one older. Mom no be your fault na wall fall for small goat to climb

Posted: at 15-04-2012 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

 

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Posted: at 15-04-2012 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lertipha why you change your name nowwww, how you dey?

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Posted: at 15-04-2012 11:11 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

anytime a child is crying mom says if you want to die, die because, I have other children. Parable: if a piece of yam is out of a cooking pot,that  does not make the rest of the yam in a cooking pot not being  cooked.

Posted: at 15-04-2012 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Rich mum always beg there kids,if the kids fail in the class,i will talk to ur teacher,they beg them to eat n pet them to sleep,promise them vacation to US,London during summer vacation.

Posted: at 15-04-2012 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

if u like run up and down, na dis house u go still come meet me today...

Posted: at 15-04-2012 01:11 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

i think u say i no reach to born u......

Posted: at 15-04-2012 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

NA PRICK WE MAN GET NA HIM HE DE TAKE SLEEP WITH HIM WIFE I NO FIT GIVE U WATIN I NO GET FOOLISH PIKIN WANT KILL ME BEFORE MY TIME

Posted: at 15-04-2012 01:26 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie