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Date: 19-04-2012 8:43 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
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- at 19-04-2012 08:43 PM (13 years ago)
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* OFFICER:       What Is Your Name?
* CANDIDATE:  M P. Sir
* OFFICER:       Tell Me Properly.
* CANDIDATE:  Modape Pakurumo Sir
* OFFICER:       Your Father’s Name?
* CANDIDATE:  M P. Sir
* OFFICER:       What Does That Mean?
* CANDIDATE:  Moshood Pakurumo Sir
* OFFICER:       Your Native Place
* CANDIDATE:  M P. Sir
* OFFICER:       Is It Makurdi Purum?
* CANDIDATE:  No, Minna Port Sir
* OFFICER:       What Is Your Qualification?
* CANDIDATE:  M P. Sir
* OFFICER:       (angrily) What Is It?
* CANDIDATE:  Metric Pass
* OFFICER:    Why do you need a job?
* CANDIDATE:  M P sir
* OFFICER:       Meaning?
* CANDIDATE:  Money problem sir
* OFFICER:       Whats your personality? *Candidate: MP sir
* OFFICER:       Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?
* CANDIDATE:  Monacrotic Personality
* OFFICER:       I see. I will get back to you
* CANDIDATE:  Sir, how's my MP?
* OFFICER:       And whats that again?
* CANDIDATE:  My Performance
* OFFICER:       M P!!!
* CANDIDATE:  Meaning?
* OFFICER:       M P - Mental Problem.
LOLz...

Posted: at 19-04-2012 08:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- wakawaka247 at 19-04-2012 09:33 PM (13 years ago)
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na waka i dey waka, con see this m.p ,
meanig = mad poster  Angry
Posted: at 19-04-2012 09:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 19-04-2012 10:25 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahaaaa. Gud 1
Posted: at 19-04-2012 10:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 19-04-2012 10:42 PM (13 years ago)
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na waka i dey waka con see another m.p
meaning= mama panky  Grin
Posted: at 19-04-2012 10:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 19-04-2012 11:10 PM (13 years ago)
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MP
missi panky,
Posted: at 19-04-2012 11:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 20-04-2012 12:38 AM (13 years ago)
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waka comot for road
Posted: at 20-04-2012 12:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 20-04-2012 12:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Na d joke I wan post for hia but np com deny am for me so I no fit laf

Posted: at 20-04-2012 12:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 20-04-2012 12:49 AM (13 years ago)
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make you waka go report to police
Posted: at 20-04-2012 12:49 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 20-04-2012 01:32 AM (13 years ago)
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Abeg help do am

Posted: at 20-04-2012 01:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 20-04-2012 01:44 AM (13 years ago)
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waka go do am by your sefe ,abi you don wakawaka breack your legs  Shocked
Posted: at 20-04-2012 01:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 20-04-2012 08:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Na u de carry me waka since naa so I don tire

Posted: at 20-04-2012 08:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 20-04-2012 10:36 AM (13 years ago)
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This is true M. P. Meaning: Meaningless Meaningful Post

Posted: at 20-04-2012 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 20-04-2012 10:40 AM (13 years ago)
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Na so-so mps full here. Meaning = mad people. Make i go bring chain.
Posted: at 20-04-2012 10:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 20-04-2012 11:45 AM (13 years ago)
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me i don waka leave all una m.p people,
meaning una na mp= mad people  Shocked
Posted: at 20-04-2012 11:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 20-04-2012 11:48 AM (13 years ago)
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M. P. -Mumu Spanky
Posted: at 20-04-2012 11:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 20-04-2012 11:49 AM (13 years ago)
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wat is d meaning of mumu?
Posted: at 20-04-2012 11:49 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 20-04-2012 11:52 AM (13 years ago)
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problem dey ooo
Posted: at 20-04-2012 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wakawaka247 at 20-04-2012 03:02 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 20-04-2012 03:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 20-04-2012 03:08 PM (13 years ago)
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this joke is M.P
meaning, Mumu Poster
Posted: at 20-04-2012 03:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 20-04-2012 04:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Make una take am easy naaa abi una wan b mp= mean pipo

Posted: at 20-04-2012 04:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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