Three tortoise friends: emejuru, kaycee and wakawaka, decided to go on a picnic. Emejuru packed the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. The trouble was that the picnic site was ten miles away; so it took them ten days to get there.When they got there emejuru unpacked the food and drinks. "Ok wakawaka give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says wakawaka "I thought you packed it" emejuru gets worried,He turns to kaycee, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" No, kaycee didn't bring it too. So they're stucked ten miles away from home without a bottle opener. Emejuru and kaycee begged wakawaka to go back for it. But he refused as he said they will eat all the sandwiches b4 he comes back.After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, wakawaka finally agreed to go and get d bottle opener. So wakawaka sets off down the road at a steady pace, 20 days passed and he wasn't back and emejuru and kaycee were starving, but they have to keep their promise. Another 5 days and he still wasnt back, but a promise is a promise.Finally, 30days went by and they couldnt take it any longer so they took out a sandwich each, and just as they were about to eat it, wakawaka pops up from behind a rock and shouts: "I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT GOING!
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 28-04-2012 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 28-04-2012 10:37 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Hmm...I C
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 28-04-2012 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
wakawaka247 at 28-04-2012 01:14 PM (13 years ago) (m)
you missispanky fat pig, your sister chummyli don post another yeye post, chummyli see that your belle wey swell like goat with pregnancy, i know na bad water full inside ,yeye goat like you, i just dey waka dey laff dey go.
Posted: at 28-04-2012 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
kaycee22 at 29-04-2012 02:20 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: chummyli on 28-04-2012 10:25 AM
Three tortoise friends: emejuru, kaycee and wakawaka, decided to go on a picnic. Emejuru packed the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. The trouble was that the picnic site was ten miles away; so it took them ten days to get there.When they got there emejuru unpacked the food and drinks. "Ok wakawaka give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says wakawaka "I thought you packed it" emejuru gets worried,He turns to kaycee, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" No, kaycee didn't bring it too. So they're stucked ten miles away from home without a bottle opener. Emejuru and kaycee begged wakawaka to go back for it. But he refused as he said they will eat all the sandwiches b4 he comes back.After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, wakawaka finally agreed to go and get d bottle opener. So wakawaka sets off down the road at a steady pace, 20 days passed and he wasn't back and emejuru and kaycee were starving, but they have to keep their promise. Another 5 days and he still wasnt back, but a promise is a promise.Finally, 30days went by and they couldnt take it any longer so they took out a sandwich each, and just as they were about to eat it, wakawaka pops up from behind a rock and shouts: "I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT GOING!
anoda kolomental patient, where u dey dat tym?
Posted: at 29-04-2012 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
wakawaka247 at 29-04-2012 05:21 PM (13 years ago) (m)
yes i know na you dey video, who else fit video yeye things and yeye people ? if not chummyli. chummyli you no get work ooo, so na 3 tortoise you dey video con dey imagine wetin them dey talk and do, you even batise them with name? you no get work ooo, oya enter inside room, i go nack you akpako 4 times one for each tortoise plus extra one ,i will deal with you.
Posted: at 29-04-2012 05:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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