4lovin at 1-05-2012 07:39 AM (13 years ago) (m)
A madman climb a mango tree and fell down from the tree, he was taking to hospital and doctor asked him, why did u fall down from the tree? He replied, doctor I done ripe.
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Posted: at 1-05-2012 07:39 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
franel at 1-05-2012 08:37 AM (13 years ago) (m)
ok
Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 1-05-2012 08:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 1-05-2012 09:50 AM (13 years ago) (m)
I don show
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 1-05-2012 09:50 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply chummyli at 1-05-2012 10:29 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted b4 by missispanky abi na queenruky...
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 1-05-2012 10:29 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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chummyli my sweet heart am happy your brain don dey correct abi?
i go give that babalawo more money
Posted: at 1-05-2012 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 1-05-2012 10:39 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Bongo
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 1-05-2012 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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see my friend don be mumu
Posted: at 1-05-2012 11:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kaycee22 at 1-05-2012 01:08 PM (13 years ago) (m)
ripe mango, posta abeg turn ur head wella,
Posted: at 1-05-2012 01:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply chummyli at 1-05-2012 01:34 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Na ripe e him ripe naa
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 1-05-2012 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply kaycee22 at 1-05-2012 01:36 PM (13 years ago) (m)
riped posta, chummyli abeg go pick ram take
Posted: at 1-05-2012 01:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply chummyli at 1-05-2012 02:45 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Na u be mad men organisation(mmo)chairman naa so go pick ur ward
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 1-05-2012 02:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply kaycee22 at 1-05-2012 02:48 PM (13 years ago) (m)
man dey pick woman, woman dey pick man,
and d madposta na man. so go do ur job fast
Posted: at 1-05-2012 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 1-05-2012 03:03 PM (13 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 1-05-2012 03:03 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply francischi at 1-05-2012 03:09 PM (13 years ago) (m)
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
Posted: at 1-05-2012 03:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply chummyli at 1-05-2012 03:40 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Francischi y naa
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 1-05-2012 03:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply chummyli at 1-05-2012 09:31 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Y
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 1-05-2012 09:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply 4lovin at 1-05-2012 11:25 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Kaycee na ur type dey use groundnut oil drink garri
Posted: at 1-05-2012 11:25 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply Emmagency9 at 2-05-2012 12:24 AM (13 years ago) (m)
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip.
Posted: at 2-05-2012 12:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Posted: at 2-05-2012 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kaycee22 at 4-05-2012 09:13 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Kaycee na ur type dey use groundnut oil drink garri
with fried pepper soup,
but @ list i bam pass u wen dey use corn drink tea.
Posted: at 4-05-2012 09:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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