funiboy at 2-05-2012 11:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Teacher:look the maths is simple if Ihave 5 bottles of liquor in one hand and 6 bottles in another what do I have?Student:a drinking problem?Teacher:no the answer is eleven bottles!!Eleven!!!Student:that's stilla lot you should maybe look into counselling courtesy:
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Posted: at 2-05-2012 11:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Emmagency9 at 3-05-2012 12:23 PM (13 years ago) (m)
what is this?
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip.
Posted: at 3-05-2012 12:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Idbabe at 3-05-2012 04:29 PM (13 years ago) (f)
meaning?
Posted: at 3-05-2012 04:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 3-05-2012 10:20 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Huh
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 3-05-2012 10:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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idoit dey huh, how you go hear when your skull is full of margot ? moron you fool well well.
i waka dey laff dey go.
Posted: at 4-05-2012 05:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 4-05-2012 08:23 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Yes waka go meet ur ashawo mama she don com back frm work
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 4-05-2012 08:23 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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no hope for you , apeman
Posted: at 4-05-2012 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 4-05-2012 01:56 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Thief pikin
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 4-05-2012 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply at 4-05-2012 04:01 PM (13 years ago)
hahahaha waka the man dey cry oooo , silence am ooo b4 somebody die of hearth attack
Posted: at 4-05-2012 04:01 PM (13 years ago) |
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no worry i silent the fool , make him dey bark like dog wey him and his generation be
Posted: at 4-05-2012 04:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jaolab at 4-05-2012 04:33 PM (13 years ago) (m)
poster u be newbeans no vex but ask ur self wey d joke part
where am i suppose to laff to
Posted: at 4-05-2012 04:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 5-05-2012 05:30 PM (13 years ago) (m)
poster u don try
oya go sleep make ur brain relax
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 5-05-2012 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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see your mouth like mad woman piss pot .
Posted: at 6-05-2012 08:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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hahahahahahaaa, jaolab u completed d joke.
Posted: at 6-05-2012 08:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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i waka pass
Posted: at 6-05-2012 10:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply soki4real at 7-05-2012 12:48 AM (13 years ago) (m)
the end no good at all , but keep trying
Posted: at 7-05-2012 12:48 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply cadanre at 7-05-2012 10:34 AM (13 years ago) (f)
idoit dey huh, how you go hear when your skull is full of margot ? moron you fool well well.
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IN ZAKA FADI, FADI GASKIYA, KOMAI TA JA MA A YI MAKA
Posted: at 7-05-2012 10:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply cadanre at 7-05-2012 10:35 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Yes waka go meet ur ashawo mama she don com back frm work
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IN ZAKA FADI, FADI GASKIYA, KOMAI TA JA MA A YI MAKA
Posted: at 7-05-2012 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply afrigeorge at 7-05-2012 10:39 AM (13 years ago) (m)
i no laugh ooo
Posted: at 7-05-2012 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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i waka pass
Posted: at 7-05-2012 03:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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