neighborhood bar slowly
getting drunk.
A man comes in and asks
the farmer,
"Hey, why are you sitting here on
this beautiful day
getting drunk?"
The farmer says,
"Some things you just
can't explain."
"So what happened that is so
horrible?" the man
asked.
The farmer then decides to
try an answer,
"Well if you must know,
today I was sitting by my cow
milking her. Just as I
got the bucket about full,
she took her left leg and
kicked it over."
"That's not so bad, what's
the big deal?" the farmer says.
"Some things you
just can't explain."
"So what happened?" the
man asked again.
The farmer relenting,
continued, "I took her left leg and
tied it to the post on the
left with some rope.
Then I sat down and
continued to milk her.
Just as I got the bucket about full
she took her
right leg and kicked it
over." "Again?" the farmer
says. "Some things you
just can't explain."
"So, what did you do then?" the
man asked,
intrigued.
"I took her right leg and
tied it to the post on the
right. I sat back down and
continued to milk her, and just as I
got the bucket
just
about full, the stupid cow
knocked over the bucket
with her tail."
"Wow, you must have been pretty
upset!" but that's
no reason to just sit here
getting all depressed."
The farmer says,
"Some things you just
can't explain." "So then what else
did you
do?" the man asked again.
"Well I didn't have any
more rope, so I took off
my belt and tied her tail to
the rafter. That's when my pants
fell down and my
wife walked in. Some
things you just can't
explain
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