First date: you take her to an owembe party, naturaly she does not put on an under wear, you hav sex with her standing behind a car in the darkend of the street. Second date: you meet her in a restaurant ordering a plate of amala and two pomo,she sees you and ordered for salad, chicken, goat meat, turkey. You go to her house and have sex. Third date: she is pregnant but not ...sure of who is responsible.
IGBO
FIRST DATE: she tell you about her being the first born in their family and have twelve others to take care of, she eat and drink but no sex. SECOND DATE: Her father is very sick and need some money for urgent treatment, she shows you enough love to entice you. THIRD DATE: she has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person, how ever she has twokids at home. So promise u will mary me.
HAUSA
First date: get drunk, eat suya meat and have sex. Second date: get drunk, have sex and let get married.
RIVERS
FIRST DATE: were do you work, oil or gas company? Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex. Second date: pay for house rent, assist in setting up business, play along, then off to her house, good sea food and more sex. Third date: inform you of two or more previous kids she had for two different men, and then the big one, she is pregnant for you. Consider marriage or my ijaw brothers will be after you.
CROSS RIVER & AKWA IBOM
FIRST DATE: rather you eat at home, make good delicious edikan ikong soup with lot of fishes and meat,clean up the house, serve you the food with a lot of sweet words, goes into the room make bed and have sex. Second date: all your cloth washed, the house swept and moped, water to wash up after a hard day job, food is ready before you can change from your work cloth, sweet words of praise, have and exhausting marathon sex. Third date: cloth wash, house swept like never before, food is ready and serve as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sexand after that You will be the one to now ask, will you marry me??
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 12-06-2012 12:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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nametalkam at 12-06-2012 12:49 PM (12 years ago) (m)
i will marry the housegirl, CROSS RIVER & AKWA IBOM
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Posted: at 12-06-2012 12:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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Posted: at 12-06-2012 05:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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