Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section." A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Posted: at 14-03-2009 02:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 14-03-2009 02:33 AM (16 years ago) (m)
My friend! can u summarise this for me? so dat when pple ask me i go fit explain to them!!!!
Posted: at 14-03-2009 02:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
u dey okay..so u self don turn gwhy abi.. ...in self don realise say watin in dey do no good and he don they change now so na u wan take over that abi..becareful oo... ...una go just they use abusive words any how..people way una meet 4 here no be so them they use am...una come con scatter everything 4 here..una go they talk of kolo like say na better thing...make una stop this nonsense ooooo...many people don waka cos of una useless comment..
is there no othere way of teasing one another rather then using abusive words..
Posted: at 19-03-2009 10:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 19-03-2009 10:09 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 19-03-2009 10:03 PM
Quote from: size1 on 19-03-2009 03:45 PM
kolo
u dey okay..so u self don turn gwhy abi.. ...in self don realise say watin in dey do no good and he don they change now so na u wan take over that abi..becareful oo... ...una go just they use abusive words any how..people way una meet 4 here no be so them they use am...una come con scatter everything 4 here..una go they talk of kolo like say na better thing...make una stop this nonsense ooooo...many people don waka cos of una useless comment..
is there no othere way of teasing one another rather then using abusive words..
Emma, abeg help me talk sense to this peeps o! I don talk mouth sef dey pain me... Infact, if it continues any futher me I go find my square root sharp sharp!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 19-03-2009 10:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
...in self don realise say watin in dey do no good and he don they change now so na u wan take over that abi..becareful oo... 
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