maid: what would u like 2 have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
guy: Tea pls.
maid: ceylon tea, indiana tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea.
guy: ceylon tea pls
maid: how do u want it, black or white?
guy: white
maid: milk or fresh cream?
guy: with milk
maid: goat milk or cow milk?
guy: cow milk pls
maid: freezeland cow or africana cow?
guy: umm, let me go with the freezeland cow.
maid: would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
guy: sugar
maid: bee sugar or cane sugar?
guy: cane sugar
maid: white, brown or yellow sugar?
guy: i beg forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.
maid: mineral, tap or distilled water?
guy: mineral water.
maid: flavored or non flavored?
guy: infact get me an empty glass.
maid: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne, flute or beermug?
guy: i beg free me, i go swallow my spite.
| Posted: at | |
TRENDING GISTS 
Lady Calls Out JAMB After Mysterious Overnight Change in Brother’s UTME Result
Ex-AUN Provost, Professor Yusuf Attahir Baba Loses Three Children in Devastating Car Crash
Football Star, Lionel Messi-Marriage Rumours Stir Online Frenzy As Divorce Speculations Grow
El-Rufai & Peter Obi Meet at Cambridge Conference, Sparking Political Speculation Ahead Of 2027 Elections
"How My Mother’s Lover Rap3d Me" — 12 Year Old Victim Narrates Ordeal