igbos in action

Date: 26-06-2012 8:44 pm (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 26-06-2012 08:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Naija guy living in sweden smartly married a swedish lady, so as 2b legally certified wt resident permit, bt d lady ws nt aware of dis. He lied 2d lady dt he is 4rm kenya bcos of d bad reputatn of Naija's guy in dt part of sweden. Afta their weddng, d lady returnd home one day & informd d guy dt she met her friend, a swedish lady also married 2a kenyan & wil like them to hv a dinner 2gether.
d naija's guy ws disturbed & kept thinking hw he wil get out of dis dark spot. He postponed & postponed d proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing. Finally d D-DAY came, they all sat down in a resturant. Our naija guy ws quiet and ws sweating profusely inspite of d cold atmsphere of Sweden (-8C). d ladies askd their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they r both 4rm same country (kenya) d naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he wil just speak Ibo, if d other guy didnt undstand, he wil claim dt he is 4rm another tribe & region in kenya.
He said "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre Nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa? d other kenyan lookd up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onye na asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu dim nwafo Mbaise ahu. Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands & embraced each other to d admiration of d ladies. (NWANNE DI NA MBA)

Posted: at 26-06-2012 08:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 27-06-2012 08:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahhah u try
Posted: at 27-06-2012 08:38 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 27-06-2012 11:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 27-06-2012 11:58 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 27-06-2012 08:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Stephen bad belle
Posted: at 27-06-2012 08:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kds4real1 at 27-06-2012 08:14 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 27-06-2012 08:14 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ExpertTbright at 27-06-2012 08:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-06-2012 08:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 27-06-2012 08:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Yea
Posted: at 27-06-2012 08:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 29-06-2012 07:20 PM (12 years ago)
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chummyli dis 1 funny and I neva see am b4
Posted: at 29-06-2012 07:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 29-06-2012 08:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Jossy u just act as if it is not u anyway thanks
Posted: at 29-06-2012 08:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 29-06-2012 09:43 PM (12 years ago)
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so u don happy nw  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-06-2012 09:43 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-06-2012 02:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 30-06-2012 02:53 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-06-2012 09:51 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 29-06-2012 08:48 PM
Jossy u just act as if it is not u anyway thanks


so dis 1 wey I talk u no like am??...... why u come dey let dem knw say u sabi me well well??...like say na me and u dey sleep 4 d same bed
Posted: at 30-06-2012 09:51 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 30-06-2012 03:21 PM (12 years ago)
I no even try to read am ,as i see say na chummyli post ,
is automatic  pb4 bmillion joke .anyway more  Undecided boo
Posted: at 30-06-2012 03:21 PM (12 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 30-06-2012 05:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Jossy I knw u wella thru somebody
@Emejuru u don't hv to read it cos na ur story I posted
Posted: at 30-06-2012 05:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- laminsisawo at 30-06-2012 05:26 PM (12 years ago)
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please can you trand------ to me in gambian language
Posted: at 30-06-2012 05:26 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 30-06-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Dat for naijaa pipo only
Posted: at 30-06-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- laminsisawo at 30-06-2012 05:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 30-06-2012 05:41 PM
Dat for naijaa pipo only
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
not pipo na yeye
Posted: at 30-06-2012 05:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 30-06-2012 06:18 PM (12 years ago)
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nice  piece of joke
Posted: at 30-06-2012 06:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 30-06-2012 07:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Thanks jare
Posted: at 30-06-2012 07:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 30-06-2012 11:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided e dey deceive you yeye
Posted: at 30-06-2012 11:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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