4lovin at 8-08-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago) (m)
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
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Posted: at 8-08-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
zeigbo at 8-08-2012 08:15 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Same old joke
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 8-08-2012 08:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply franel at 16-08-2012 07:58 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Pacing
Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 16-08-2012 07:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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PPb4
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 16-08-2012 10:56 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply princyboy at 16-08-2012 05:02 PM (12 years ago) (m)
@ziebo malle de call U̶̲̥̅̊
ooo
I jst say make I com call person
Posted: at 16-08-2012 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply globala at 16-08-2012 05:23 PM (12 years ago) (m)
swiming!
Globala is the game!!!
Posted: at 16-08-2012 05:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 20-09-2012 03:15 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-09-2012 03:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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acient joke
Posted: at 20-09-2012 03:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 21-09-2012 09:29 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Na u sabi
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 21-09-2012 09:29 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply neloceleb at 22-09-2012 09:56 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Ancient n modern?.lol
Posted: at 22-09-2012 09:56 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply omomarty at 22-09-2012 11:58 PM (12 years ago) (f)
passing
Posted: at 22-09-2012 11:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Rihannaaa at 23-09-2012 12:03 AM (12 years ago) (f)
Warisdis?
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 23-09-2012 12:03 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply omomarty at 23-09-2012 12:11 AM (12 years ago) (f)
na one mumu nai post am
Posted: at 23-09-2012 12:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Rihannaaa at 23-09-2012 12:19 AM (12 years ago) (f)
Ok tell that mumu to come collect hot slap from me now now
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 23-09-2012 12:19 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 23-09-2012 01:26 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 23-09-2012 01:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 23-09-2012 05:09 PM (12 years ago) (f)
I talk to u?
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 23-09-2012 05:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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wu u con dey talk to?
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 23-09-2012 07:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply jessymic at 24-09-2012 07:50 PM (12 years ago) (f)
hahahahahahaaha the joke sweet no be small,
Posted: at 24-09-2012 07:50 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply omomarty at 24-09-2012 10:08 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Ok tell that mumu to come collect hot slap from me now now
ok i go tell am
Posted: at 24-09-2012 10:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply omomarty at 24-09-2012 10:09 PM (12 years ago) (f)
I talk to u?
help me ask am oooooooooooooo. the boy na amebo
Posted: at 24-09-2012 10:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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