A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birth day. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How you doing?" His wife is puzzled and ask if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team". When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser wine. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" Her husband replied: She's in the ladies' bowling league, honey. We share lanes with them" A stripper then come over to their table, trows her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into the cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He try desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She's creaming at him at the top of her lungs. The cabby then turn his head back and see it was Dave, then he says, "Look like you pick up a real bitch tonight, Dave". As his wife heard that one again she fainted.
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 8-09-2012 01:35 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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