***happy to sell...***

Date: 10-09-2012 9:14 pm (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 10-09-2012 09:14 PM (12 years ago)
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AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi.

AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?

ABOKI:yes

AKPOS: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in btwn.

ABOKI: happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)

AKPOS: u get egg?

ABOKI: yes customer

AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am btwn the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer

AKPOS:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?

ABOKI: yes customer everytin dey.

AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)

AKPOS:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.

ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.

AKPOS: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME


*Joke of the month of September 2012*


Posted: at 10-09-2012 09:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- globala at 11-09-2012 12:49 PM (12 years ago)
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u still dey there!

Posted: at 11-09-2012 12:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 11-09-2012 01:52 PM (12 years ago)
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cuz that yoke na thick forest!

Posted: at 11-09-2012 01:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 11-09-2012 06:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice 1 Grin

Posted: at 11-09-2012 06:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 11-09-2012 06:52 PM (12 years ago)
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ABOKI DON KILL PERSON
Posted: at 11-09-2012 06:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 11-09-2012 07:42 PM (12 years ago)
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pity her
Posted: at 11-09-2012 07:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-09-2012 03:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Chei Cry

Posted: at 12-09-2012 03:04 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-09-2012 03:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Chei Cry

Posted: at 12-09-2012 03:04 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 12-09-2012 10:16 AM (12 years ago)
this joke i post three days ago for facebook na chummyli don carry enter here ,
b4 dem even digest am there, chummyli queen of copy copy ,na waoo to you o
Posted: at 12-09-2012 10:16 AM (12 years ago) |
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- at 12-09-2012 10:17 AM (12 years ago)
 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 12-09-2012 10:17 AM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 12-09-2012 11:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmm

Posted: at 12-09-2012 11:54 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 12-09-2012 11:20 PM (12 years ago)
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No mind am cos na hia he copy am go paste for facebook... Emejuru thief thief no good ooo!

Posted: at 12-09-2012 11:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 13-09-2012 04:43 AM (12 years ago)
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2 of una

Posted: at 13-09-2012 04:43 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 13-09-2012 03:25 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes na 3 ofuna sabi

Posted: at 13-09-2012 03:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 13-09-2012 06:20 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-09-2012 06:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 15-09-2012 05:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Abi una follow for thief thief

Posted: at 15-09-2012 05:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 15-09-2012 06:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 15-09-2012 05:19 PM
Abi una follow for thief thief
Escuise me, i beg ur pardon?  Huh?

Posted: at 15-09-2012 06:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-09-2012 05:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Ask ramooo because I go soon change am for ram

Posted: at 16-09-2012 05:53 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 16-09-2012 03:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Una still de talk?

Posted: at 16-09-2012 03:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 16-09-2012 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 16-09-2012 05:53 AM
Ask ramooo because I go soon change am for ram
Area boy, wetin dey worry u?

Posted: at 16-09-2012 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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