complete the following:-
1) He who fights n run away?
Akpos:- e don surrender be dat na, na
fear catch am.
2) A rolling stone?
Akpos:- e no fit just dey roll, na person
push am.
3) He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos:- Na rich politician e go be.
4) A stitch in time?
Akpos:- e dey prevent further tear tear
na.
5) Birds of the same feather?
Akpos:- Na the same mama born them
na.
6) One good turn?
Akpos:- Na correct power steering fit do
am o.
7) A bird in hand?
Akpos:- Wetin e wan be again if no be
barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken
republic.
Half bread is better than?Akpos:- Puff puff, buns or garri without
sugar.
9) A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos:- Na the person wahala be dat
na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane
jeje?
10) He who laughs last?
Akpos:- The person Get brain problem
be that o.
Make dem examine am becos na the
beggining of madness be dat.
11) A patient dog?
Akpos:- Na hunger go kill am one time.
12) All work and no play?
Akpos:- Na Only bank job fit be like dat
o.
13) Once beaten?
Akpos:- Na revenge go follow b dat.
14) A fool at forty?
Akpos:- U never see Naija own, our own
starts @ 50.
15) A friend in need?
Akpos:- Na parasite b dat.
(16) Slow and steady...
Akpos:- Walahi na last u go carry.
Five years into their marriage,
Akpors & his wife have had five
children. Akpors decides to see the
doctor to discuss family planning &
doctor recommends condom use...
Akpors returns to the doctor after
about 9 months, complaining that
his wife has been delivered of twins!
Doctor asks,
"Did you use condom at all?"
Akpors: YES, I did.
Doctor: Ok, pls how do you use your
condom?
Akpors: I use it with water, just like
paracetamol, abi I dey make
mistake?
Akpos was being chased by 2 men for
one of his
numerous crimes. Akpos ran into the
forest and d
men followed him into the forest. Akpos
got into
the forest and climed a tree. The two
men got to the
tree where Akpos was and did not knw
where he
ran to. Angrily, one of the men said
disboy don escape again, the other
man said, no worry I knw
dis boy, he is just a mumu. If I call his
name like 3
times he must answer.... Akpos
laughed from the
tree and said to the men "hahahahahaif
U like, call
my name from now till next yr I no go
answer una.
Una think say na the Akpos of before-
before be this
During the exam, Akpors kept looking
under the table, then he would write on
the answer sheet.
His teacher saw him doing that &
thought he was copying.
*when collecting the paper after the
exam*
Teacher: I'm gonna minus 10 marks.
Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I was
copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the
table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said,
"STUDY THE TABLE BELOW "
A professor was traveling by boat,on
their way he
asked the sailor (Akpors) 'Do you
know Biology?
Econlogy?
Zoology? Epidemology? No 'said the
sailor
Professor what the hell do you know?
You will die
of illitracy.1 hour later,the boat
stated sinking , then
akpors looked at the professor and
said,do you
know
swiminology and Escapeology from
Sharkology?
No
said the professor Well that means
Crocodilelogy will eat your
Headology and you will dieology with
your
Knowledgeology because of your
Badmouthology
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