Akpors don get Soul mate

Date: 13-11-2012 12:53 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Omoyemi
- at 13-11-2012 12:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Akpors took his new girlfriend home to meet his parents...

His dad whispered to him, "Where the hell did you meet her? She's cross eyed, bald, bow legged and she's got no teeth"

Akpors responds, "There 's no need to whisper, Dad! She's also deaf!"

Posted: at 13-11-2012 12:53 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- youngboss11 at 13-11-2012 01:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 13-11-2012 01:20 PM
Pb4
U̶̲̥̅̊ hear?
I no hear well..abeg talk ram again Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-11-2012 01:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 13-11-2012 03:32 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Wink Wink
Posted: at 13-11-2012 03:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 13-11-2012 08:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-11-2012 08:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- youngboss11 at 13-11-2012 09:06 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Shocked
Posted: at 13-11-2012 09:06 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 14-11-2012 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Old skull yeye
Posted: at 14-11-2012 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 14-11-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 14-11-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 14-11-2012 04:38 PM (12 years ago)
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oldies
Posted: at 14-11-2012 04:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 14-11-2012 04:38 PM (12 years ago)
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oldies
Posted: at 14-11-2012 04:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 14-11-2012 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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oldies
Posted: at 14-11-2012 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- NEWRUMOUR at 14-11-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Na d poster story be dat.  Cheesy
Posted: at 14-11-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 14-11-2012 08:21 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 14-11-2012 08:21 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- benadio at 7-08-2013 12:34 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahaha. Really funny Grin
Posted: at 7-08-2013 12:34 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 8-08-2013 06:35 AM (11 years ago)
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Old joke

But classic
Posted: at 8-08-2013 06:35 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-08-2013 12:50 AM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 9-08-2013 12:50 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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