two hunting friends

Date: 25-11-2012 5:37 pm (12 years ago) | Author: jabani gadzama
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- at 25-11-2012 05:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "I think my friend is dead! What do I do!?"

"Calm down", the operator says in a soothing voice, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead."

The phone goes silent for a second, then the operator hears a gunshot; "Ok", says the hunter, "now what?"

Posted: at 25-11-2012 05:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Rihannaaa at 26-11-2012 02:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Another pb4  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:50 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 26-11-2012 07:23 AM (12 years ago)
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Waris dis
Posted: at 26-11-2012 07:23 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- NEWRUMOUR at 26-11-2012 07:45 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 26-11-2012 07:23 AM
Waris dis
na d @poster story.  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-11-2012 07:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Amaight at 26-11-2012 08:01 AM (12 years ago)
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Very interesting
Posted: at 26-11-2012 08:01 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 09:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 26-11-2012 02:50 AM
Another pb4  Roll Eyes
na u post am b4
Posted: at 26-11-2012 09:34 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 26-11-2012 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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am tied of reading outdated jokes  Sad
Posted: at 26-11-2012 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 10:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on 26-11-2012 10:45 AM
am tied of reading outdated jokes  Sad
na me drag u come here
Posted: at 26-11-2012 10:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 26-11-2012 11:17 AM (12 years ago)
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i cant remeber talking to you *busybody*
Posted: at 26-11-2012 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 11:37 AM (12 years ago)
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sorry busy finger
Posted: at 26-11-2012 11:37 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 26-11-2012 01:14 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-11-2012 01:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 26-11-2012 03:20 PM (12 years ago)
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jabanz forget say he don first post am b4..................... infact nai him postb4
Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on 26-11-2012 03:20 PM
jabanz forget say he don first post am b4..................... infact nai him postb4
no b ma fault, technical problem Wink
Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 26-11-2012 03:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 26-11-2012 03:22 PM
no b ma fault, technical problem Wink

no problem Smiley
Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 26-11-2012 03:58 PM (12 years ago)
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I see two of una o Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 04:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 26-11-2012 03:58 PM
I see two of una o Roll Eyes
Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-11-2012 04:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 26-11-2012 04:03 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 26-11-2012 04:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 04:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 26-11-2012 04:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 26-11-2012 04:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 26-11-2012 04:01 PM
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wetin? Y u dey stare?
Posted: at 26-11-2012 04:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 04:21 PM (12 years ago)
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na u i dey stare
Posted: at 26-11-2012 04:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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