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![-]( "jessymic") jessymic at 28-11-2012 01:30 PM (12 years ago)  (f) TITLE: YOU DON DEY MAD IF:
- U wan use fork drink tea
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- You are above 30 and Davido & wizkid are ur Role model
- U wan climb Facebook wall?
- U wan use both sides of condom ?
- You kneel down cos u wan greet person for phone
- u carry broken bottle dey shave d hair wey dey ur armpit.
- You carry screw driver go bank..cos u wan open account
- You reduce the volume of ur music-player becos u wan read text message
- Took me an hour to compose a msg, u con reply "K".
- U run go baff,wear ur finest dress, do ur make-up come spray pef join all bcuz U wan Skype.
- You went to bed with a Ruler just to know how long you slept
- U no get shi shi for account..u dey sing"chop my money" instead of "mercies of d lord"
| Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:30 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "omomarty") omomarty at 28-11-2012 01:32 PM (12 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "NEWRUMOUR") NEWRUMOUR at 28-11-2012 01:35 PM (12 years ago) (m) So, who dey mad naw ? @poster 
If U wanT 2 hoOk uP Wit Me lateR aFteR NaijAPal , conTact mE oN ma BB Pin 21AE1354 | Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jabanz") jabanz at 28-11-2012 01:37 PM (12 years ago) (m) lmao......,... ............................................... did i jus laf? go arrange beter tin abegi
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day | Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omomarty") omomarty at 28-11-2012 01:39 PM (12 years ago) (f) So, who dey mad naw ? @poster abeg help me ask am | Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "globala") globala at 28-11-2012 01:41 PM (12 years ago) (m) poster good sense but no humour! i will comment later
Globala is the game!!! | Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omomarty") omomarty at 28-11-2012 01:45 PM (12 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 28-11-2012 01:48 PM (12 years ago) (m) Poster come make I use bottle shave ur armpit only armpitoo 
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "omomarty") omomarty at 28-11-2012 01:53 PM (12 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "DaCutest") DaCutest at 28-11-2012 01:56 PM (12 years ago) (f) U try sha 
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks* | Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omomarty") omomarty at 28-11-2012 01:58 PM (12 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "globala") globala at 28-11-2012 01:59 PM (12 years ago) (m) Poster come make I use bottle shave ur armpit only armpitoo hmm we no trust u oooh cuz i know from armpit u go enter legpit, maybe from there una fit begin dey discharge the undischargeabls!
Globala is the game!!! | Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jabanz") jabanz at 28-11-2012 02:00 PM (12 years ago) (m) Poster come make I use bottle shave ur armpit only armpitoo where rihanaaa dey na? ?
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day | Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jessymic") jessymic at 28-11-2012 02:30 PM (12 years ago) (f) i just comfirmed all of una yeye  see kejo wey i exhaust all my MB to upload na im una dey comment like people wey smoke cow shit | Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:30 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "jessymic") jessymic at 28-11-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago) (f) Abeg no day comment for my joke first cos na you bring this bad market | Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "jabanz") jabanz at 28-11-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago) (m) i just comfirmed all of una yeye see kejo wey i exhaust all my MB to upload na im una dey comment like people wey smoke cow sh*t we force u?
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day | Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jessymic") jessymic at 28-11-2012 02:49 PM (12 years ago) (f) go sit down for gutter abeg unless you want make i reveal ur secret for public | Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:49 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "jessymic") jessymic at 28-11-2012 02:54 PM (12 years ago) (f) Poster come make I use bottle shave ur armpit only armpitoo I sure say na your type dey use condom front and back  | Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "globala") globala at 28-11-2012 02:54 PM (12 years ago) (m) i just comfirmed all of una yeye see kejo wey i exhaust all my MB to upload na im una dey comment like people wey smoke cow sh*t poster maddness is it after jabanz promise to marry u, on the day of ur marriage intruduction,he turn u down and went for DaCutest
Globala is the game!!! | Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jessymic") jessymic at 28-11-2012 02:55 PM (12 years ago) (f) So, who dey mad naw ? @poster I should be asking you that commenter | Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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