Buoyantic in london comedy show!hahahahaha award wining comedian.....

Date: 06-12-2012 6:07 am (12 years ago) | Author: kenneth donatus
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- at 6-12-2012 06:07 AM (12 years ago)
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Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go
to a calm place to share the loot'' one of them suggested the nearby
cemetery . As they were jumping the biggate to enter the cemetery, 2
oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick
them since they had enough in d bag . Few minuets latter A
drunkard*beer*o ­n his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate
and heard a voice:
“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.
"Father father pls come with me'come and witness God & Satan sharing
corpse at the
cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice
continued:
"One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u., one for me, one for u..
Suddenly the voice stop counting and says:
“ Hey, What about the two at the gate?"
Laugh-mates, come see marathon....even the priest almost pass church
gate !!!
shouting we are not dead yet....

Posted: at 6-12-2012 06:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jabanz at 6-12-2012 07:24 AM (12 years ago)
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this da oldest joke i knw wey still dey exist buh it's no longer referd to as a joke.......passing tinz jare
Posted: at 6-12-2012 07:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 6-12-2012 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
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D joke dry like d poster brain  Tongue
Posted: at 6-12-2012 10:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 6-12-2012 10:25 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Poster no mind those bad belle people
Posted: at 6-12-2012 10:25 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- NEWRUMOUR at 6-12-2012 10:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Bouyantic how far na, u dey fall ma hand. Y u kon post dis kind tin na? U won give stephen & zeigbo mouth b dis na  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-12-2012 10:37 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 6-12-2012 10:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on  6-12-2012 10:25 AM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Poster no mind those bad belle people
no 1 bad belle  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-12-2012 10:38 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 6-12-2012 11:03 AM (12 years ago)
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obouy the joke make sense die,
no mind them, i go soon carry one person for here go do thanksgiving lol!
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:03 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 6-12-2012 11:03 AM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked see my joke, ewoju ole  Shocked he con dey twıst the toke ı swear na yeye u be
Thank God say u even show face where my cutlass  Angry
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:03 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jessymic at 6-12-2012 11:06 AM (12 years ago)
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wetin you wan do with cutlass  Huh?
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:06 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- globala at 6-12-2012 11:06 AM (12 years ago)
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expert i think say u dey sleep ur door dey lock!
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:06 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 6-12-2012 11:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on  6-12-2012 11:06 AM
wetin you wan do with cutlass  Huh?
you no see as hıs neck straıght  Roll Eyes
hıs head sweet for my soup dıs afternoon even na you go roast am  Cheesy
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:11 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-12-2012 11:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on  6-12-2012 11:06 AM
wetin you wan do with cutlass  Huh?
Hıs head go sweet dıeeee
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:12 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-12-2012 11:14 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on  6-12-2012 11:06 AM
expert i think say u dey sleep ur door dey lock!
wetın u dey fınd for my backyard u won con thıef abı?
Dıs tıme u faıl ı don sell all the fowl yesterday  Angry
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 6-12-2012 11:15 AM (12 years ago)
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Assault!
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:15 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mandylexy at 6-12-2012 11:31 AM (12 years ago)
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lol.........guy u try jaare....
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:31 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jabanz at 6-12-2012 11:33 AM (12 years ago)
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No be ur fault, na ur first comment b dis....no b beans newbeans
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:33 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 6-12-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on  6-12-2012 10:25 AM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Poster no mind those bad belle people
let dem diss dey wil neva hear a reply 4rm me hahahaha
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 6-12-2012 11:47 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: NEWRUMOUR on  6-12-2012 10:37 AM
Bouyantic how far na, u dey fall ma hand. Y u kon post dis kind tin na? U won give stephen & zeigbo mouth b dis na  Roll Eyes
newrumour nawa 4 u oh!so u dey diss me kwa?
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 6-12-2012 11:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on  6-12-2012 11:03 AM
obouy the joke make sense die,
no mind them, i go soon carry one person for here go do thanksgiving lol!
Grin U r my boss i trust wht u cn do
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:49 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 6-12-2012 11:51 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Mandylexy on  6-12-2012 11:31 AM
lol.........guy u try jaare....
thanx..welcum 2 the houz of fame.
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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