don't come home º°˚

Date: 11-01-2013 11:48 am (12 years ago) | Author: olayinka abegunde
- at 11-01-2013 11:48 AM (12 years ago)
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A nigerian man abroad calls his mom ,…
SON: Am coming home….but,
MOM: but what son,
SON: mom i got AIDS,
MOM: chinekeeee……dont come home ooh,
SON: but why now,
MOM:if you come, you will infect ur wife, from her to
ur broda, from him to our maid,from her to your
daddy, from him to my sister, from her to her
husband, from him to me, from me to the gardener,
from him to ur sister and you know if ur sista got
AIDS, then  new rumor, wahala, zeigbo and  whole village is in trouble. SO I BEG U
IN THE NAME OF GOD, PLIZ SAVE OUR
VILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAHALA!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 11-01-2013 11:48 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- cadanre at 11-01-2013 01:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Should I laf or I should say PB...........
Posted: at 11-01-2013 01:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- youngboss11 at 11-01-2013 02:27 PM (12 years ago)
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I shout maa Boo loudd:Smiley Pb4
Posted: at 11-01-2013 02:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jabanz at 11-01-2013 04:23 PM (12 years ago)
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whats hapening here Undecided PB4 evrywhere Huh?
Posted: at 11-01-2013 04:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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