The most Embarrassing Awkward Moments... You sit Next to a cute girl in a Bus, you offer to pay 4 her fare, then ask for her number, only for her to tell you, 'sorry I don't share my number to strangers' === U divorce ur Wifè only to find that she Got married to your Neighbour next Door.. === when you Notice Someone's zip Is opened., and U don't know how to tell them Coz U have no Reason to look there === when you Wave Back, just to Realize that the Person was waving at someone Else === when you are with a friend, you step aside to fart, önly for them to follow you === when you think that Every place You go Smells shit, only to Realize Its you Who stepped Shit.. === when you are watching a movie with your parents, and the Actors start F*****g, you try to press >Next>> with remote only to find there are no Batteries.... === you tell 'Someone' Bye,then you start walking the same direction... === s wen u are in a congregation..pastor now said..all virginz shld cum out for prayer.nd ur parent were dia staring @ u === Wen u put both ur offering money nd d money u were askd 2 buy fudstuff with in d offerin box === Whn u meet ur gf while walkng wif ur ex === awkward moment wen u checked ursef at a car mirror oly 4 u 2 notice dat sum1 in ther watches u. === whn sam1 nxt 2 u farts nd evry 1 luks at u === wen ur are praying in ur bedroom next neighbour will be saying Amen!!! === When u give ur hand out for a handshake just 4 u 2 discover that the person did not notice your hand on time === Wen u get d chance 2 talk 2 a girl u ve always wanted 2 talk 2 only 2 start stammering... === When U comment with nice word on girl u are having crush on just To make her notice u and she reply with tanx all === Add urs too
I am thinking about how to stop thinking.
Posted: at 6-04-2013 01:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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