Who really owns a man?

Published On: April 12, 2013, 8:18 pm (7 years ago)
Author: Jossy Donald
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-- (m) at 12-04-2013 08:18 PM

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Who owns a man.....His mother or His wife?

IN ARGUMENT BETWEEN A MANS MOTHER AND THE MANS WIFE.

Mother....... my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my Bosom  for 1year,

Wife......... he sucks mine now & sucked it for more dan 5yrs and he is still sucking.

Mother..........I carried him for nine months.

Wife........ he was only 3.5kg den, so whats the big deal?......I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

Mother.......he passed between my legs.

Wife...... he only passed there once....., he stays in-between my legs like everyday

Mother.......he pees on my body and bed-wet my foam every night

Wife...... Hahaha,.....that was long ago when he was still a kid.........now he is adult and he pees inside me and bed-wet my honeypot any time he want..not at night alone but any time and any where he wishes.

PLZ WHO OWNS A MAN?
Tell me ur answer its very important



-- diamondex (m) at 12-04-2013 09:25 PM
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Na d wife oo

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-- ILOVEIT (m) at 13-04-2013 02:53 AM
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d wife ...his mum own don expire  Grin Grin

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-- smithshesky (m) at 13-04-2013 03:19 AM
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God owns a MAN
you could be so funny
but interesting , .now he is adult and he pees inside me and bed-wet my honeypot any time he
want..not at night alone but any time and any where he wishes.
WOW
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-- paul1984 (m) at 13-04-2013 03:25 AM
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How about his father that forms him with his semen...
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-- dlimelite (f) at 13-04-2013 03:38 AM
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Neither. GOD owns the man. We all belong to GOD
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-- NYPDmike (m) at 13-04-2013 03:39 AM
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Nonsense...............
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-- Biafranwar (m) at 13-04-2013 04:05 AM
(2846 | Gistmaniac)

A man shall marry and him and his wife shall become one so his mother is part of his life but his wife owns him
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-- pchinedu20 (m) at 13-04-2013 04:46 AM
(2009 | Gistmaniac)

All na woman ...
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-- praytoGod4help (m) at 13-04-2013 05:03 AM
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Wat if my moda didn't carry me 4 nine mos,   wat if she didn't  take proper care of me wen I was a child LISTEN MY MODA WAS D FIRST GOD DAT I NO..forget say pees inside u or out side u MY GUY MODA IS SUPREME
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-- malvin2525 (m) at 13-04-2013 05:12 AM
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Only God
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-- jossy4reall (m) at 13-04-2013 06:00 AM
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Quote from: dlimelite on 13-04-2013 03:38 AM
Neither. GOD owns the man. We all belong to GOD

If ur husband happened to devote all his time to God.......u will den come hia to ask what u can do to snatch him from God and kip him all to urself Grin

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-- easybecky101 (m) at 13-04-2013 06:28 AM
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mama na mama, i fit marry ten wives if i like, but i no fit get two mama.
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-- onyeozo (m) at 13-04-2013 06:29 AM
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Aboki
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-- winace (f) at 13-04-2013 06:51 AM
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No comment
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-- osamabinladin (m) at 13-04-2013 07:01 AM
(13265 | Hero)

All of the above !
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-- chiboy406 (m) at 13-04-2013 07:11 AM
(47 | Newbie)

very interesting. but the truth is you cannot compare these two. they are perfectly superb. my mother and my wife are incomparable. but if my moda dies, then my wife take the place. of her. just as Rebecca took Sarah's position in Isaac's life in the bible.
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-- etibaba (m) at 13-04-2013 07:16 AM
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dunno.

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-- factfinding (m) at 13-04-2013 07:41 AM
(1954 | Gistmaniac)

Man is jointly owned  Grin
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-- mary11 (m) at 13-04-2013 07:45 AM
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My mum own's me completely...can have as many wives as I want but can't have anoda mum

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